You mean soccer right?

Yes

aren't both the same thing, or am i wrong?

⚽️ is soccer. 🏈 is football

Americans be like:

We grab the ball, run across the field, only kick it once or so. Whats a good name for this?
Football, yea that will work. You use your feet (foot) to run right?

What about rugby? Nah.

But what do we call football like they play in the rest of word?
Soccer. No one will mind the difference.

Ah yes because rugby players use rugs

I live in Canada and I don’t care

Oh, ok then

in europe its football

Yes it is soccer

ahh the monty python memes keep flowing in.

wat

tis but a scratch is a monty python reference, and monty python memes are usually pretty funny

Oh okay :D

the bottom one is girls after falling in PE

Agreed

WHAT THE F**K IS A KILOMETER!??!?!?

around half a mile

I mean there's more protection in the racecar driver seat

and the racers are usually trained to relax so to get less injuries (at least that's what i heard of)

bruh msc is a fuggin legend, htf did he survive that????

I don’t usually watch racing, what happened to him?

That's not a (American football) player.
Either that's LeBron after stubbing his toe in a game
or
anyone in men's soccer after being slightly touched during any game.

I meant soccer, I’m Spanish so I usually mix British and American English

why is it tagged in gifs

I was writing random tags

no no no the bottom one is everyone after taking a sip of McDonalds sprite

wait FINALLY you said no

It is the McDonald’s ice cream machine

Oo some yummy sauce

I like to drink it >:D

Same

Vampire

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I thin he died

Think