Pump drawn by ZiZiDoodles

???: guess it's time to collect the dragon balls

Ron: Who are you?

Asparus: I'm a half-saiyan and ima collect the dragonballs to revive that guy

Ron: My friend?

Asparus: yeah thats the point

Ron: OK.

*grabs them and summons the wishing dragon*

Ron: Here goes.

*asparus wishes him back*

Pump: What happened?

Asparus: ur friend is alive

Pump: Were you talking to me or Ron?

Asparus:the dead guy

Pump: ...

Asparus: ur welcome *flies off*

Pump: How did I die?

*from afar*:ask ur friend

Pump: Ron, how did I...
Ron: I don't know.

Asparus: I both fought

Pump: You what?

Asparus: u both fought each other and accidently killed the othwr and i had to wish u back

Ron: N-no we didn't!

*uses ki to make them recall the fight*

Ron: It was Infinite that killed Pump, and he did it on purpose.

Asparus:*uses ki sensing and shoots a no blast that explodes and is followed by a loud scream*

Pump: ...

Asparus: I do believe that was him

Ron: Th-that's fake!

Asparus:the thing I hit?

Ron: That never happened!

Asparus: are u talking about the blast?

Ron: Yup.

Asparus:*shoots one at a nearby mountain and it explodes*

Ron: ...

*goes super saiyan*

Ron: ...

Asparus: this is what I call a super saiyan

Ron: ...

Asparus: what do u think?

Both: Cool!

*fires a blast that levels a whole mountain range*

Pump: You're good at this stuff

Asparus: I could say that but there r people who r stronger

Pump: Trust me, I know.

Asparus: in just lucky to live in this moment

Pump: ...

*peaceful gaze into the air*

*mopemope playing*

Asparus: would I like to see me go great ape?

Pump: What?

*throws a Powerball and starts transforming into a giamt gorilla*

Pump: Cool!

Asparus: anything else I wanna see?

Pump: Nope.

Asparus:alrighty then *flies off*

Pump: Hej då!