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268 views 13 upvotes Made by Jir 2 years ago in MS_memer_group
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I'm not transgender but this is easy as shit
Bridge-jumping, plane-jumping, building-jumping, volcano-jumping, car crashing, jumping in front of a vehicle, jumping into a plane engine, shooting oneself, stabbing oneself, hanging oneself, jumping out of a window, going back inside a burning/collapsing building 'to save someone', being gay in the Middle East, being in Palestine, being in a large apartment building complex in Kharkiv, starving, drowning oneself, paying a hitman to take you out, committing a minor crime in a minor city while being black, oh yeah, and voluntarily going to the hospital in America

I think that's all of them
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you forgot having an opinion in north korea
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true

and china
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😭
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you forgot having an opinion on Twitter
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thats not suicide you just get cancelled
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And your atoms will get wiped
[deleted] M
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💀
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*names every suicide method*
[deleted] M
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Razor
Cliff
Balcony
Knife
Gun
Noose
Standing in the middle of the road and getting hit
Fork in socket
Becoming a pilot, and crashing the plane to kill yourself
I'm not trans so that's not all of then
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As a transgender person, I feel obligated to try.

Hanging yourself, shooting your self, jumping off a building, poisoning yourself, intentionally getting into a car crash, stabbing yourself, dropping a toaster into your bath, jumping into traffic, be gay in Iran, drowning yourself, piss off the depressed kid, starving yourself, light yourself in fire with gasoline, and ask who Candice is.

That’s all I could think of
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1. Gunshot to the head (99,7% effective, dead in 1 min 30 seconds on average)
2. Hanging (99% effective, dead in 1 min 15 seconds on average)
3. Stabbing in the chest (98,4% effective, dead in 5 minutes on average)
4. Drowning (96,2% effective, dead in 12 min 25 seconds on average)
5. Overdose on drugs (90% effective, dead in 1 to 4 hours)
6. Jumping off a 100 ft building (87,3% effective, dead in 55 seconds on average)
7. Jumping into a big fire (84,8% effective, dead in 2 min 15 seconds on average instant, can take up to a day to 2 weeks if you get into hospital)
Bonus: Decapitation (99,9999999% effective, dead in 25 seconds on average, but very hard to pull off because of the thiccness and toughness of your neck)
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These are the most effective ways
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Lmao
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