On the first day 📆
of school🏫,
we had a show and tell.
I decided to bring
some beautiful stones 💎
that I got 🛍
from summer vacation ☀
The teacher 🧑🏫
asked us 🗣
To show our items 🤲
in last name alphabetical order 🗒
Since my last name
starts with C
I knew I would be
one of the first
But the kids 🧒
before me were bringing crap💩
Like this one kid 👦
named Dexter Abrahamson
brought a toy bomb 🧨
that he said 💬
he found at Area 51👽
I've seen that toy 🧨
On eBay💻
so shut up 😒
Also, this kid 👦
named Eli Banner
brought a fake brain 🧠
he said was real. 👀
Bruh stop lying 🤥
Then it was my time to shine ⭐
I showed everyone 🤲
the stones 💎
and some kids thought💭
they were secret spy gear🕵
so they were yelling 🗣
and running 🏃
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