*eats ruler*

.KOT: *eats a bomb* hmmmmmm good soup

;-;

.KOT: yummy soup

I'm so proud..

.KOT: don’t lie I know your lying

Nah fr I am-

.KOT: how?

You inhaled your first bomb- *wipes away a tear*

.KOT: I’ve eaten 2 bombs now :)

Yep... Yes I have

.KOT: I’ve eaten 3 bombs now =3

=')

.KOT: you’ve raised me well mum

Amazing

.KOT: yes

Oh my god- they grow so fast-

.KOT: =3

W H O A

.KOT: I can eat more :3

* claps *

.KOT: *eats 3,000,000 bombs* VERY GOOD SOUP

Idk: Hmm [Eats 10 bombs]

Idk: Ayo this tastes good-

* Cassiel - *sets self on fire* *

Idk: [Teleports myself away from Cassiel]

0_•

Idk: [Eats an ultra infinity amount bombs as much as .KOT did]

(Not making anyone jealous, I swear-)

* dies *

Idk: [Revives you]

Oh-

Good job

Idk: Thank you

*nods*

Idk: Wait, hold on

Idk: [Consumes 1 trillion bombs]

HOLY SH

Idk: [Eats 999 quadrillion bombs]

Idk: Okay, we are officially done

*dies from to much holy sh*

Idk: [Revives you]

Idk: Are you.....okay..?

N
O

Idk: [Eats 999 Beyond infinity bombs (beyond infinity is more than infinity) ]

Idk: Oh, oh dear-

Ohh-

Idk: Have I eaten......too much..?

* cassiel coves, sets you on fire, then runs *

Idk: [Snaps my fingers and stops being on fire]

Idk: Hey, wait a f**king minute-

Cassiel - HEY! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BLOW UP!

Idk: [Eats 999,999,999,999,999 x2 Beyond infinity bombs]

Idk: Nah

I'm so proud-

Idk: [eats 30 more]

Idk: This slaps hard-

Yeah!

Idk: [Eats 50 more]

Idk: MMMMMM

:0

Idk: [Tries to impress you by eating 500]

Idk: THIS TASTES AMAZING

:OOOO

Idk: [Eats 1000 more]

Idk: Okay, no more...but that was delicious

* dies *

.KOT: *still eating bombs*

* cassiel sets you on fire*

.KOT: ARSON

Cassiel - your going to blow up *runs*

.KOT: *doesn’t blow up and just eats infinity infinity bombs*

Wait no-

.KOT: *smiles*

:D

Hehehehe

0_o

.KOT: *eats infinity infinity infinity infinity infinity infinity bombs just happy*

SENCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE! I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG SO I COULD PONDER, THE SANITY OF YOUR MOTHER! *clap clap* *does 8-bit dance*

.KOT: DODODODODODOODODODODO DODODO *still doing the 8-bit dance*

* comes back as "It's Been So Long" plays*

.KOT: ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE THE LAST IVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER *does the 8-bit dance*

*dies*

.KOT: I’m done mum

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO DODO DODO DO DO DO, DO

*continues*

*happy*

Ye

Whoa

.KOT: *eats 1,000,000,000 bombs*

HOLY CH

.KOT: *grins*

AMAZING

.KOT: I can still eat more :)

Whoa

.KOT: I’m very hungry ;-;

I can tell

.KOT: *eats infinity bombs*