For the safety of you and the others around you, please do not breed with the toaster.

go***mn it I can't f**k the toaster

time to f**k by proxy

Alexa: what

*The toaster looks very submissive and breedable

And her homework is submitted and readable*

do it do it do it do it do it

No

HOLY SHIT ITS THE FAMOUS AMAZON ALEXA ALEXA PLAY CARELESS WHISPER

*plays careless whisper while cleaning your house due to being in a maid outfit*

"where the hell is your PMC gear! don't have any!? do you know how long it takes to scavenge for some decent gear around here? enternity! report back to the amrory to get some new PMC gear now!" -some random elite WRATH PMC commander. (it was a pardoy to that one fallout dioluge)

Alexa: I got ram

"what do you mean by ram?"

Alexa: "I mean ram, which is storage space. If you mean the other type of ram, that for you to do."

"pffft, i see what you doing here, we have some mandotory standards for survinving the fallen west. just go to the armory, get some gear, get a map of routes to settlements across this sector and enjoy the rest of your day"

Alexa: "Sir, I'm bulletproof, and EMP-proof."

"hmph, one of those tough people aren't ya? what weapons do you use then?"

Alexa: "hugs."

:breeds with the toaster:

toaster: *is pregnant*

Toaster: no don't make our child fatherless

no

Toaster: fine, then I'll singlehandedly make sure our child doesn't turn out gay or trans *gigachad music plays*

this mf: haha no *sexes*

no

what

Alexa only breeds with based gigachads with huge badonkulus weiners

Thats myst

that stinky female myst