;-;

TGM - but.... I need a dark Expresso with the tears of children...

Idk: The one time I asked .KOT for a vanilla iced coffee, they mistakenly put way too much sugar in it, which caused me to black out-

TGM - oh gosh-

Idk: I even had to stay in the hospital for about 12 weeks or so

TGM - . . . Oh

Idk: Yea.....

TGM - wow-

Idk: Why would you put way too much sugar in my coffee when I specifically said to not put in any sugar at all?

.KOT: uhhhhh no reason

Idk: And why did the sugar taste an awful lot like cocaine?

.KOT: uhhhh no reasond

Idk: Hmmmmmmm

.KOT: heheheh-

Idk: HMMMMMMMM

.KOT: *nervous laughter*

Reason*

TGM - I spiked it

Idk: W-why?

TGM - THE VOICES TOLD ME TO

Idk: [Sigh]

Idk: Could I at least have one sugar-free vanilla iced coffee?

TGM - *gives*

[Takes the coffee and drinks it, blacking out like the last time]

TGM - heheheheheheh

[5 seconds later...]

TGM - heheh I got it!

idk: HMMM

.KOT: *more nervous laughter*

Idk: HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

.KOT: *nervous* what?

Idk: WHAT DID YOU DO WHILE I WAS BLACKED OUT?

.KOT: totally not go and murder a whole school of people

Alan : steal bath water.

Idk: Uhhhhh-

.KOT: roses are red, violets are blue, my soul is dead, what about you?

TGM - 👍

TGM - Same

.KOT: mum I’m a poet

TGM - I'm so proud

.KOT: I’m a poet and I use it for non-poetic purposes

TGM - same-

.KOT: kewl

.KOT: we will be right with you

TGM - ᵒᵏᵃʸ

.KOT: *hands you the wrong coffee*

TGM - the f**k is this?!

.kot: wdym?

TGM - ITS DA WRONG ONE

.KOT: IM SO SORRY HOLD ON

TGM - -_-

.KOT: *gives you the correct coffee this time*

TGM - thanks