SpongeBob is asexual and that's canon by his own father

But
Didmt he marry sensational asscheecks?

it was part of some play i think

I mean he’s literally A SPONGE

and if spongebob wants to have kids, he just grow buds on his body

Cant he multiply or something?

wait shit then why tf does he have a mom and dad

hm

now that's a good question

What?

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What?

Are you a new user

are you REALLY Arby's?