No joke, OP, or Bambi OCs.

shut it

just leave me alone

I never am

I don't want to reveal everything

Pump: *sighs*

Me: wait am I at Disneyland?

Pump: Yup!

Me: but how did I get here?

Pump: Mom took us!

Me: huh I guess I was asleep the whole time

Pump: I guess so.

Ignia: *sitting on a bench*

Pump: *runs over to her and puts his head between her legs*

Ignia: ?

Ron: It's a cat thing.

Ignia: oh ok
Inei: *attacks everyone*

Pump: *dodges*

Izumi: *goes super Saiyan 2*

Emi (DDR): Hi!

Me: hi

Emi: You must be Sasha.

Me: yep

Emi: I'm Emi.

Me: nice to meet you

Emi: Nice to meet you too, Sasha!

Inei: I'm still here

Emi: ...

Inei: *continues attacking*

Emi: *dance fights*

Izumi: *uses spirit bomb*
Inei: *dies*

Emi: *sighs*

Ignia: *falls asleep*

Pump: If you're gonna sleep, do it at your house, please!

Ignia: ok *goes home*

Rena: Hi Mom!
Emi: *screams* You scared me, Rena!

Me: hi

Rena: Oh, hey Sasha!

Me: how do you know my name I don't think we've met

Emi: Rena is my daughter, and I'm friends with Pump.

Me: ok

Rage: And I'm Rena's dad.

Me: ok

Yuni: I'm Emi's friend.

Me: nice to meet y'all

Naoki: I'm Naoki...
NMR: And I'm NMR.

Shiggy: hello
Me: oh no

Pump: Shiggy's probably up to something.

Shiggy: now I will kill you all using nomu!
Me: yep it's official we're all going to die

Pump: My immortality is gone... (Pump's died multiple times, included a recent RP)

Nomu: *attacks*
Ignia: *punches nomu*
Nomu: *absorbs it*
Me: wait I've seen this nomu before! This nomu was designed to kill all might
Ignia: then how is all might not dead?
Me: he went beyond plus ultra
Ignia: what is plus ultra?
Me: I'll explain it later

Pump: ...

Opal: so pretty much all we need to do is go beyond plus ultra?
Me: yep

Pump: Well...

Nomu: *kills ignia*
Me: well fudge

Pump: *falls asleep*

Me: pump this is not a good time to fall asleep
Ignio: *watches*
Me: wait ignio shouldn't you be dead?

Pump: Zzzzz...

Ignio: I don't know how I'm still alive
Me: pump wake up!

Pump: *wakes up*

Shiggy: hm... Who should I kill next
Me: you don't need to kill anyone
Shiggy: nobody asked
Me: actually you asked

Pump: *goes back to sleep*

Shiggy: nomu attack them!
Me: *takes out an uno reverse*
Shiggy: oh no
Nomu: *attacks shiggy*

Pump: *continues sleeping*

Shiggy and nomu: *disappears*

Pump: *still sleeping*

Me: *sits on a bench*

Emi: *sits with Sasha*

Aiden: hi
Me: hi Aiden

Emi: Hi!

Ignia: hey weren't you and Aiden making a play
Me: yes
Ignia: then why don't you show us
Me: ok

Emi: *dances, bumping into Ignia*

Aiden (as major monogram): agent p!
Me (playing as perry the platypus/ agent p): ...
Aiden: I'm hungry so I want chickie nuggies now but doofensmirtz took all of them so go get him!
Me: *leaves the stage*

Emi: Are you OK, Ignia?

Ignia: yeah
Aiden (playing as ferb): ...
Austin (playing as Phineas): hey ferb I know what we're going to do today!
Me (playing as perry): *runs across the stage*
Austin: hey where's Perry?
Aiden Austin and me: *leaves the stage*

Emi: ...

Me (playing as perry): *pretends to break the wall*
Aiden (playing as doofenshmirtz): ah Perry the platypus- ... I just bought that wall...

Emi: *chokes*

Ignia: emi are you choking?

Emi: Yup.

Ignia: are you ok?

Emi: No, I'm on my last breath.

Ignia: guys emi is choking!
Me: wait what?!

Rage: She's... dying.

Opal: *does CPR*

Emi: *dies*

Me: how did emi die?!

Rage: She died of natural causes.

Ignia: and that means we can't revive her with the dragon balls...
Me: ...

Pump: *cries*

Me: she was a good woman...
Aiden: well I just witnessed someone die

Rage: ...

Rage: Aww shit I died

Ignia: I'll go ahead and schedule a funeral

Pump: OK..,

Ignia: *goes to schedule a funeral*

Pump: ...

Ignia: *finishes*

Pump: *adjusts his glasses*

Inei: *stabs ignia*
Ignia: *falls down*
Me: 0_0

Pump: How'd Inei get here so fast?

Opal: I do not know
Me: we need to get ignia to the hospital soon or she will die!

Pump: ...

Althea: I'll carry ignia to the nearest hospital
Me: ok

Pump: ...

Althea: *picks up ignia and Naruto runs to the nearest hospital*

Pump: ...

Me: now time to deal with inei
Inei: *disappears*
Me: nevermind

Rena: Mom...

Me: *sits in the depression corner*

Rena: *sits with Sasha*

Opal: why are y'all in the depression corner

Rena: My mom died.

Opal: just a sec *goes into outer space*

Pump: What's she doing.

Ignia: she's going to go get the super dragon balls

Pump: The what?

Ignia: the super dragon balls they can grant any wish even the ones that the original dragon balls couldn't grant

Pump: Huh?

Ignia: yep
Opal: found em
Althea: then why aren't you holding them
Opal: the super dragon balls are the size of entire planets

Pump: HUH?

Opal: yep

Dark Emi: *figuratively explodes*

Opal: *uses the super dragon balls and wishes emi back to life*

Emi: *still dead*

Opal:

Rage: ...

Me: ok time to break logic again

Dark Emi: *tries to kill Sasha*

Me: *dodges*

Dark Emi: *kills Opal*

Me: *summons my parents final fantasy 14 characters*
Ignia: final fantasy?
Me: yup

Dark Emi: *kills Ignia*

Ignia: *dodges*

Dark Emi: WHAT?

Ignia: *smirks* you think you can kill me that quickly?
Me: woah ignia just went evil

Dark Emi: ...

Ignia: *goes super Saiyan god*

Dark Emi: You think you can defeat me?

Ignia: I probably can
Me: ...

Dark Emi: You can't beat me.

Ignia:

Dark Emi: You could beat me in a regular battle, but that wouldn't be fair.

Ignia: so?

Dark Emi: Let's just do a dance battle.

Ignia: *thinking fudge I can't dance*

Dark Emi: On the DDR machine in Pump's house! *heads over there*