Hydration is important.

(Uses metal straw)
More eco friendly than paper

why is it warcrime hour here?

No
It’s easy to litter part straws which lead to climate change and turtle death

im not too much of a fan of metal straws

Oh

It’s okay, now continue running, you need to hit that 5K to be finally fit your clothing

LOL

*Casually inserts knife into back*

Why?

i wanna be like my dad when i grow up!

And your dad is...?

dead.
i wanna be executed when i get convicted for murder.

You don't really get executed for murder.
You get executed for MASS murder.

oh

im murdering every single horny thing i see

Uh... That includes every single being that possesses Lust.
Which means, Literally everyone. Including animals.

ill do anything

Does that include stopping?

Unless you're Hitler, In which case, You execute yourself.

no, only things that will help me suceed in dying

Probably not.

LOL

Okay . . . so?

Don't let water go to waste.

Well, just pick it up then

Exactly.

Well, your closer to it, and besides, I need to go somewhere