* Gets out radio *

Get the bombers and fighters

If I was in this situation, I would pull out the sword Raiden uses in Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. And say: " Well, it seems like God made the wrong batch of women "

ALLAHUAKBAR!!!! *drops bombs from planes*

Agreed

*the unhalal dies*

yes

Super haram

h

H?

h

A

yes

Yes

Well that's racist.

No it isn’t. I’m muslim and dropping le bombs while praying to god like the bombers

Areh, Hatman.

…

You didn't understand that?

I don’t speak any language other then English.
I had to use google translate ;(

Some Muslim you are.

I live in Australia

Cool.
I live in Canada.

I was raised in Australia

I was raised in Iran.

I was born in Dubai

Cool.

HOLD UP!
I'm dead?!

imagine

Still bullshit.

We are not owls! xD

You know what

* Gets up, and CP Violation starts playing *

I need to kill someone

Damn. xD

Be right back

Okay, I'm back

Who did you kill?

Someone

Ah.
Of course.

Yes

What

Iran's neck is turned 180 degrees! xD

I'm more concerned about the fact that I might be dead. xD

Well . . .

* Pulls out a Desert Eagle *

Want me to prove you wrong?

No, I mean, Quite literally. xD
Libya (The one with the text bubble) talks about the 72 virgins.
Which, If you didn't know, If sacrifice yourself for your faith, God will reward you 72 virgins in Heaven. xD

What . . . huh

I can only imagine what the other 67 countries are. xD

hold on, I want to see if something . .

One looking around the internet moment later

* crying *

What is it?

LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO NEVADA!!

insert sus picture of Nevada Statehuman

LOL