Man, this chicken is so good. My friend steven was coming over but he's really late- oh RUN.

bet hes chinese

wtf, I'm Chinese and thats insulting bro-

its called dark humor

okeh

sorry lol

np lmfao

it be tru
we be eatin weird shit

uhm-

i wonder where my cat went

I dunno, wait-
WHERES MY SISTER

outback steakhouse

lol, this is getting too dark-

SAME

finally, some other British guy I swear everyone I find on the internet is american

Literally I hardly find anyone who's British

true, I've only found 2 people on this website who are British (including you)

i'm indonesian

oh

wait where did my dog go?