Grandma Finds The Internet

I am very dissapointed within myself to the fact that I could not ponder any combination of the new-anglo lexicon that a being such as your self and your intellect had the ability to comprehend

Somewhere in the world, there's a tree making oxygen for you. What a shame.

You’re the example of what happens when women drink during pregnancy.

Bro 💀

If laughter was the best medicine then you'd have lots of murder charges

Good one

You’re so stupid, when you talk, quad-paraplegics are cured just to stand up and slap you (sorry if it’s bad I wanted to do something original)

If I wanted to die, I would jump from your ego to your iq

This is rareinsults, not postrandomroastsherethateveryonehasheardof

I would burn you but if I did I would lit the entire state on fire.

No o it's boring I'm tired it's 1 ammm

You made this meme, 6qcldd.gif (click to show)
I rest my case

When people of Columbia fought to
break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and
lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for
their children, they did not give their lives to have you
f**k the world up beyond repair to the degree that you
are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology
advances and studies on the subiect become more and
more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be
able to understand what your failure actually means for
the universe.

Randomly pressed enter sorry

i would roast you but dat vegan tecaher will be angry

Your hairline is far away from your face. So much in fact that it went to mars before Elon Musk did.

Not saying I hate you, but if you were drowning I would give you a high five.(I’m just throwing out roasts, I’m not targeting anyone.)

I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you.

(Here’s a comeback for you guys) You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.

(More comebacks) You’re not a drama queen…you’re the whole family.

you smell like an expired mattress