Roast Me.

The only reason you're alive is because you're mom couldn't pay for your abortion. 😎

Nice one

I know right. And before you say that you're mom's rich, the only reason she's so rich is because you won ugliest person of the century.

You’re too good for imgflip commenters

what's ur iq

Some cause happiness wherever they go.
You however, cause it whenever you go.

😎

this is why your mom loves me more than she loves you

Were you born on a highway? That's where most accidents happen.

I know that one

Dsmn son, i told you to leave him on the grill for two minutes, not two years!

I'm a she btw

k den

You are roasted…

i feel bad for your mom, It took her 9 months to carry a real joke and birth it too. Lets pray to god that your birth is probably april fools.