Timmy: “HEY DAD I THINK I FOUND DINOSAUR BONES!!!”
Dad: “Oh cool….please keep them buried, you might get me in trouble with the FBI…”
Timmy: “is tha-”
Dad: “Dads secret, yes.”
Timmy: “IMMA CALL THE POLICE!”
Dad: “oh sh*t not again.”
*screaming*
*thud*
Timmy: “HA! He thought that was mom! Now I got two!”