He is right

My brain is much slower, but alr

Very, very true

The computers at my school are slower than continental drift.

So. True.

My school computer has:
NOT EVEN 4 GB OF RAM
A 32-BIT OPERATING SYSTEM, I mean come on, it's 2022, not 2003!
And on top of ALL that, it's a Chromebook, meaning you can barely do anything with it, even if the restrictions weren't in play. Brilliant.

Trueeee

My school computer is actually kinda good