I used to live in illinois a couple months ago... ☠

There is another one

oh my-

https://imgflip.com/i/6rudt7

they dont know about the 5 one

holy shit how lifeless corpse type on this comment? You are supposed to be dead?

i never died

Maybe you don’t remember that the person rams you with their car

Who tf revive you anyways?

i do i felt the pain my blood and bones break i was in so much pain i was buried but then i felt the dirt i was alive

So the dirt revived you? Huh. That surely weird

no i never died

But you felt the dirt

You kiss the dirt with your big smooch, and then you’re alive

no i was buried but then i awoke

So technically the dirt revives you somehow

no i was alive

who's the fifth one?

me

Wait then why- how-

i lived the impacted i felt death touch me but then i felt the dirt i was alive

huh-

i felt the pain my blood and bones break i was in so much pain i was buried but then i felt the dirt i was alive

*mentally breaks*

ah

?

(he’s not involved in this he’s just being random lol)

(oh ok)

I mean yeah you’re technically alive now. Good to hear ig. You better thanks to the dirt who revives you and give you a second chance in life

the dirt didnt revive me i didnt die

What?! No way! the plot twist! maybe the air revives you because we humans need to breath air to live

why are you saying this the impact didnt kill me

no way! Another plot twist! Now tell me how you died and the person called “impact” revive you

when i was hit by him the impact didnt kill me i was knocked out

The “him” is surely evil, he hypnotize impact and use them as a puppet to kill you by using them as a ram! Glad impact is actually a good person that they decide to revive you back

This is getting interesting

yes