That door has to open to begin. No killing, no harming, no causing damage, and no gods.

Me: ...

??: Dude, we gotta have proper equipment for this otherwise this will fail.
?????? ???: I know, so, what do we get first?

I stay quiet and listen

??: Dude, we gotta have proper equipment for this otherwise this will fail.
?????? ???: I know, so, what do we get first?

“Huh?”

??: Did you hear something?

“…”

?????? ???: Sounded like it came from outside the room.

“(Whispered) Oh shit” I look for somewhere to hide

*The sounds of footsteps can be heard.*

I hide in a random room

*The door opens.*
?????? ???: Someone broke in, we should do a full sweep.
*Footsteps are heard leaving.*

“(Sigh) thank god”

[No time to wait, you have to act now.]
*You notice two things, Agent 3, and an Octoling, Agent 3 is very far away, leaving enough time to either distract her, or warn the Octoling.*

Warn the Octoling

*You approach the Octoling to warn them of something showing up.*

“Hey! Hey!”

*The Octoling looks at you.*

“Hurry! You gotta get out of here! Quick! These two people are coming! They’re gonna take you away! You need to run! Now!”

*You get knocked out unconscious from behind.*

I blackout

*You wake up, tied to a chair, and with Agent 3 in front if you, and a male Agent 4 in the background.*

“H-huh? Holyyyyyyyyyy sheeeiit”

*Agent 3 has a look on her face that shows anger.*

“Oh boy, alright let’s get this over with!”

*Agent 4 looks embarrassed and tries to leave the room.*
(You control Agent 3, I can't do it. No undoing the restraints, no going easy, and no Romantic moves.)

(Got ya)
Agent 3: “Alright you little bastard, don’t try me today, I’m not having it!”

Justin C.: “I know what to expect just do it”

Agent 3: “Excuse me?”

Justin C.: “If your going to beat my ass then you best start now cause I’m not talking”

Agent 3: “Hey! Look at me! Shut your danm mouth before I shut it for you!

Justin C.: “Okay fine as long as you don’t throw a titty tantrum we’ll be fine”

Agent 3: *Throws a hard punch at Justin’s face*

Justin C.: “AAAAAAAHAOH!”

Agent 3: “Oh yeah, what was that again?”

Justin C.: “I’m sorry!”

*Agent 4 looks for an exit.*

Agent 3: “Yeah that’s what I thought now back to where I was”

Justin C.: “In the kitchen? Washing the dishes?”

Agent 3: *Repeats the punch once more*

Justin C.: “AAAAAAAAAHH!”

Agent 3: SHUT THE HELL UP!

Justin C.: “That hurt my feelings!”

Agent 3: “I could give two shits about your feelings! Now, what was that little stunt you pulled back there, huh?

Justin C.: “Trying to fix a problem before it escalated. Nothing else.

Agent 3: “Oh and that seemed to have worked didn't it?”

Justin C.: “(Angry mumbling) No…”

Agent 3: “Yeah I thought so”

Justin C.: “What have I gotten myself into”

Agent 3: “Something you should’ve stayed out of”

Justin C.: “Yeah I can see that now”

*Agent 4 finds the door and leaves.*

Agent 3: “You do realize who your dealing with, right?”

Justin C.: “Yeah I can see now. But I’d rather you just leave me out of it!”

Agent 3: “Oh no don’t start saying that now! You went too too far. Maybe use your peanut sized brain and put that together”

Justin C.: “Yeah cause now I’m sitting in front of this w**re”

Agent 3: *Punches Justin with a devastating, ground breaking (not literally), and heavy blow to the right of his skull*

Justin C.: “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHH! AAAHOHAAAAAAHH!”

Agent 3: “SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN, DO IT I DARE YOU!”

Justin C.: “Oohohohoh! Oohh my head!”

Agent 3 “Yeah, yeah it should hurt! Ever say that shit to me again, who you think you are?”

Justin C.: “Oooooohh”

*Agent 4 can be heard pacing.*

[And then a bunch of Reddit memes.]

“This cannot be real…” I look around for any equipment

*Nothing. Then a car departs.*

“I need the SIM card”

*They had left the house, possibly to kidnap an Octoling.*

“(Gasp) OH NO!” I leave the house

*The car is stopped at a red light, possibly could fit under it.*

I slide under

(Time skip?)

(Yeah)

*Their door is open.*

I come in

*Computer is online.*

“What is this?” I walk towards the computer

[How to kidnap an Octoling.]
*What the f**k?*

“Huh??” I browse it for more info

[Octo Canyon checks.]

“What is this? Who does this?!”

[Rope types for capturing Octolings.]

I show a concerned expression

*The car stops, and equipment is unloaded.*
??: Okay, remember the plan?
?????? ???: Bag an Octoling, keep as far away from Agent 3 as possible, and get back here ASAP.
??: Okay.

I wait for them to go inside

(It is outside.)
*Footsteps can be heard leaving.*
??: And now, to start my day of searching.

“(Whispered) this ain’t gonna end well”

*The other one leaves.*

I come out from under the car

*Both are gone.*

I walk in the direction of where they went, keeping a subtle profile

*They went different directions.*

“Danm it” I wait