r/ihadastroke

HE WANTS PURUSSY AND PURO BOOBA

Uh, okay.

VONEL WANTS PURUSSY

who?

SHUT THE F**K UP
AT LEAST I DON’T HAVE SEX WITH MY SIBLINGS

I have screenshotted each one

you rn:

correct

I understand you didn’t want that be public but still

LOOK YOU CAN’T DENY THAT PURO IS A GOOD SEX PARTNER

Explain

LIKE
OK SO HE’S GOO
HE CAN SHAPESHIFT TO YOUR PREFERENCE
YOU LIKE FEMALE DOM?
MASSIVE TITS AND THIGHS
YOU LIKE MALE DOM?
MASSIVE COCK
YOU GET ME

You joined the dark side
You probably agree with the Vaporeon copypasta

NO
I DON’T
I SEE POKEMON PORN AS BESTIALITY SINCE POKEMON ARE BASICALLY MEANT TO BE COOLER ANIMALS
MOST OF THEM ARE INSPIRED BY ANIMALS GO***AMN IT

But isn’t puro like an animal

Puro is a dark latex beast
Latex beasts as a whole aren’t animals, they’re more or less goo shaped like humanoid animals

But that’s Lucario, Lopunny, Gardevoir, Scorbunny, Inteleon, me, Primarina etc

Are they goo?

Vaporeon is

umm, vonel you do remeber that touching puro will result in you being absorbed into puro

not really
Puro can control when he secretes latex, it’s just dangerous if Colin ex. trips into him.

ok then

Me too