Say hello to Sky

birb :o

hello sky

awwwww

Ty

*sigh*

hi sky

He says hi back!<3

Well, first, he would bite you. I know from experience. Second, you would go to jail for animal abuse

Idfc if he bites me, you think a bite from a go***mn bird would hurt me, also I’m a good escape artist so jail won’t be a challenge for me

Hm. Well then. You kinda dumb ngl

Your mom’s kinda dumb

Dude it's a f**king bird, why do you have to take it to another level

Because I want to

Congrats! You came up with a funny and original joke! Here take this and put it up ur ass 🖕

Ok, but then you should stick it in your mouth

Says the one who's literally mad about a f*cking pet bird🗿

Your mom is mad about a f**king pet bird

Atleast I have a mom unlike you who's parentless, feelingless, and smart less

Smart less? Bruh I think you’re the one who’s “smart less” if you go around calling people that. That’s the most ridiculous and stupid thing I’ve ever heard. And I’ve got parents, and unlike yours, they taught me how to insult someone correctly. But you are right about me being “feelingless” because feelings are overrated

And bro really thought a f**king overused joke is gonna make me mad

The only thing mad is you

And I'm reporting you

That’s a dick move

Then I’ll shove it down your throat

You can’t do that because I glued my mouth shut

You are literally mad funny that the whole squad laughing, motherf**ker shut up your an iPhone kid, bitch shut the f**k up I'm not shot out of the car then sent to the orphanage, bitch shut yo dog ass who barks the f**k out up, yo ass used overused jokes because your way too overused as a motherf**king bad example, bitch shut up I raped your grandma last week like B I L L N Y E THE SIENCE G U Y

Umm, wow so you can’t come up with a solid insult and just hit me with this paragraph of meaningless junk? That’s very sad bro, very sad.

Also, I thought you were Albino.cardinal (I’m blind) so yeah that’s why I called you a furry

And don't respond like how your long lost dad didn't respond to you

My guy calling me fatherless when your literally a GO***MN FURRY 💀

And also bc I can't reply to that, the sad thing is that nobody f**king cares

Can't reply to that message, I'm not a furry, just because i think a bird is cute I'm a furry? Shame, I actually bully furries

Because they killed themselves before they did

No, they actually treated themselves with a Starbucks coffee and a lottery ticket.

Good, your voice won’t dive people insane anymore

It never did

Bro this is literally 1984

Pardon? Oh, yeah. Again, cheap ass tablet.

Cheap ass tablet? Isn’t that what you used to take the photo?

Yes. But it’s literally broken now

What happened to free speech?

What do you mean?

Hah

I don't drink bud

...not even water? I only poisoned that

Well, I drink air
So

Oml lol

I didn't say your name but hey

I meant air

Lol