RICH, FAMOUS PERSON FLYING AROUND ON A PRIVATE JET AND JUST BOUGHT A BEACH SIDE MANSION :; YOU NEED TO MAKE DRASTIC CHANGES TO YOUR LIFE TO CUT CARBON EMISSIONS; CONSERVATIVE: IF WHAT YOU WERE SAYING WAS TRUE, YOU WOULDN'T BE LIVING THAT LIFE. ALSO HALF OF THESE CHANGES DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAKE LIFE HARDER. SCREW YOU. LIBERALS : EATING BUGS CHANGES THE WEATHER