Sorry to be lazy but it's 12 midnight and i want something fun to do tomorrow.

Something Random

In a cursed way

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Queen Elizabeth II is dead now.

Yea I saw the news bro

Just thought I'd say something random ig

No u didn't

Finally found my left sock..
guess it got stretched out a little by some teen.

(from some youtube video)

I see Peter from Family Guy...
wby?

No, that's my children in the basement

If I had a basement, I'd keep my child there.
I just keep the thing in my bed. They work oddly well...

respond in a cursed way

"In a cursed way"
Ok I'll be serious
Look outside your window.

...

u sure u got the right house?

Shh...
The others will think it's cursed if I am apparently out there-

oh... okay we don't talk about that

Did u give me some kind of power? I hit my brother and he is sleeping now for some reason. I only hit him at a speed of like 22 MPH.

I may or may not have given him 30 mg of melatonin.

OOh, nice. make that 60 mg.

Ok-

*F**king dies*

So kind of you to donate your body to my cause..
To the basement!

W-wait wha-

Oh, you're still conscious!
All the better...
You get to feel it all, and them feelings, they're Grreat!

No~!!

*drags down stairs*

AAAHHH~~!

...you've got weird reactions for a bumpy ride.
Well, prepare for the ceremonies.
*cuffs to a mattress*

No~!! Mph~

Alright, I guess we start the procedures...
*grabs butcher knife*
I've got business to do with Burger King, you see...

Ahh~!! No~!

You can either bite your nails or I'll cut them off for ya... heheh.

*Blushes* You do it~

Oh, you must like pain or something. Same. Here we go.
*le slice*

Yes~!!

...not what I'm used to for people. Let's see here...
Let's find out your biological traits... by fire.
*le knife up legs*

Mmm~~

....okay, let's try something else.
*hairbrush but the prongs are replaced with feathers*

What's that~?

A foot massager.

W-what are you gonna do to me~~?

Well, I hope you like yourself tickling..
*brushing bottoms of feet*

Hahahahah~!! No~!

Ah, I love myself a good torturing...
They always seem to enjoy this one, and yet they hate it at the same time...
Such tsundere... eh?

Y-yeah~

I'd bet I could find a softer spot...
...any hints?-

My.....dick~~?

...why'd you go directly there-?

No reasonn~~

[Well, guess what?
You're gonna have to get yourself a mchat if you wanna go any further.
You've already got my follow...]

I did a long time ago