Sorry to be lazy but it's 12 midnight and i want something fun to do tomorrow.

Something Random

In a cursed way

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Queen Elizabeth II is dead now.

Yea I saw the news bro

Just thought I'd say something random ig

No u didn't

Finally found my left sock..
guess it got stretched out a little by some teen.

*F**king dies*

You can either bite your nails or I'll cut them off for ya... heheh.

*Blushes* You do it~

Oh, you must like pain or something. Same. Here we go.
*le slice*

Yes~!!

...not what I'm used to for people. Let's see here...
Let's find out your biological traits... by fire.
*le knife up legs*

Mmm~~

....okay, let's try something else.
*hairbrush but the prongs are replaced with feathers*

What's that~?

A foot massager.

W-what are you gonna do to me~~?

Well, I hope you like yourself tickling..
*brushing bottoms of feet*

Hahahahah~!! No~!

Ah, I love myself a good torturing...
They always seem to enjoy this one, and yet they hate it at the same time...
Such tsundere... eh?

Y-yeah~

I'd bet I could find a softer spot...
...any hints?-

My.....dick~~?

...why'd you go directly there-?

No reasonn~~

[Well, guess what?
You're gonna have to get yourself a mchat if you wanna go any further.
You've already got my follow...]

I did a long time ago

So kind of you to donate your body to my cause..
To the basement!

W-wait wha-

Oh, you're still conscious!
All the better...
You get to feel it all, and them feelings, they're Grreat!

No~!!

*drags down stairs*

AAAHHH~~!

...you've got weird reactions for a bumpy ride.
Well, prepare for the ceremonies.
*cuffs to a mattress*

No~!! Mph~

Alright, I guess we start the procedures...
*grabs butcher knife*
I've got business to do with Burger King, you see...

Ahh~!! No~!

(from some youtube video)

I see Peter from Family Guy...
wby?

No, that's my children in the basement

If I had a basement, I'd keep my child there.
I just keep the thing in my bed. They work oddly well...

YEEDALEE DEET YOU HAVE NO FEET

Nooo I wanted to taste them :<<

YOU RESPONDED TO ME AND I DIDN T SEE DAMN IT

[[PIPIS]]

I SLAMMED MY [[Pipis]] IN THE CAR DOOR

youchies

Where'd you come from?

My mom

Well yes, but-
Oh, I understand how that has to do with me~

How does that have to do with you?

AHHH WHAT THE [Fifty percent off!!] WHY THE [[PIPIS]] DOES A [Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!] [[Pain]] SO MUCH?!

WELL YOU TELL ME LIGHT>NER, IS IT BECAUSE [[There's Too Many]] NERVE ENDINGS ARE THERE?

Wo- wo-woah there [BIG SHOT]! Are you trying to get [Smartest bird in class!] With [no.1 rated salesman 1997]?

Idk where im going with this, im just bored.

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