AND ALL THE PONIES WERE DIFFERENT COLORS, AND THERE WAS ONE NAMED PRINCESS LUNA, AND SPIKE, AND PINKIE PIE MY FAVORITE AND SHE HAD A PET ALLIGATOR NAMED GUMMY, AND THEY WENT ON ADVENTURES AND HAD PARTIES AND THERE WERE BOY PONIES TOO LIKE FANCY PANTS, AND DISHWATER SLOG AND HE SMELLED FUNNY...