CMON BRING IT ON

u roast me? your so white the blind kids cried so i got the on for u!

firstly,
you’re*

secondly,
lame roast. That roast was too dumb that even silenc (whos IQ is lower than 10) understands it.

Your parents must've had mental constipation because
They haven't given a shit about you in ages. (Srry if this is a little harsh)

(Nah its fine bro)
Actually, they didnt. They actually gave a shit about me. They took care of me, gave me a life and a decent punchline for a comeback. Maybe your describing YOUR parents, as they dont give you time to think of a good roast.

Its SUPPOSED to be harsh

Your father left you In search of a better son

Your father left you because you dont have a clever mind to even insult someone

There's a difference between u and me that difference is how long u can live without life support

Second try huh?
M’kay.

I can live longer than you. The only time you got is right over 1 second.

My broken flashlight is brighter than ur future and if that's not enough then try looking for the person who could have possibly asked

I asked, and your future is probably the flashlight. Dark and lame, just like mine.

that doesnt make sense...

Thats the point. That doesnt make sense so that the person (Spleens) would look like a coward.

HES THE PERSON WHO ASKED, G E T H I M

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME
*flies to the clouds*

your roast is invalid

You remind me of a banana. Nobody wants you and just leaves you there to rot and throw you out. They don't even use you for banana bread.

And you-
Wait…
Dont people eat bananas?

Sometimes. BUt usually i dont.
ALSO THAT'S A DAMN CROWN? I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED A HAIRCUT

STOP BEING DUMB AND SAYING MY HAIR IS A F**KING CROWN

Are you a rip-off of Johnny test, or did a charmander just use ember

I would rather be a rip-off of Johnny test than be someone else like you.

Shush and go back to watching your tiktoks

Rip-offs of Johnny test dont watch tiktoks. They instead become actually productive in life.

Good, so your innocent

mhm.

Unlike me, just ask your mom

*asks my mom*

Exactly

She said that your roasts dont make sense and recommends you english class.

Exactly

come on man, is that all you got?

how tf can u be so fulla shit/nonsense and still be able to fit that huge ego of urs in that thick skull of urs and still not implode? like if i were u id unplug my own life support..

You cant manipulate me to do that action. Yet again, the life support is being talked about, and you just cant stop roasting me with that nonsense.

lmao

lol

Your mom was too broke at the time to abortion you

abort*
then how do i have wifi, a working charger, an ipad, and a life so i can roast you with your weak ass roasts?

Cause you have a father

Thanks for the complement!

Unlike me 🥲

Your OC looks as if someone drew eyes on a tiki torch and gave it a torso.

My OC is original. Yours is just an unoriginal sonic rip-off.

My OC is a human tho.

Mins is too.

Mine*

Nah you Took the design of an gray Power Rangers