CMON BRING IT ON

I'm trying to think of a roast dumb enough that you would understand...

Dont worry, i understand all types of roasts. Even the tasteless ones you made!

I’m not saying I hate you, but I would un-plug your life support to charge my phone.

Not to hate, but i would do the same thing, except the charging part. I would just plug it off so that i wont be able to do shit with you.

(you good bro) Thank you! I may love to shop but I will never buy your crap, and also, I would give you a nasty look but you already have one. I was also happy when you tested negative for that Covid test, but I didn't want to disappoint you and tell you it was an IQ test.

(Mhm. Just too many roast battles-)
(3 ROASTS IN A ROW???)
(M’kay.)

Firstly, i do not sell crap. I dont even sell, i buy. Like for an example, your moth- okay im joking on that part. Anyways, After that, i would a actually get a nasty face so that i dont get to see you. And to finish that off, how am i still typing this when my IQ is below 0? Logic “Yeet_Just_Yeet”, you need it.

(BOOM. ALSO I DID THAT TO HANZ TOO)

Excuse me, I'm not a mirror. And where the frick are you even selling your crap? the I-Am-An-A$$hole-Store????

Sir, the store is only in your imagination with me in it. So that means your brain is telling you that your an asshole with no time to roast me.

Are you sure? Cause from what I hear, your only roasting me because you have nothing better to do with your life. Does having massive strokes run in the family? Because maybe that's why your brain is stupid enough to interpret it's own malfunction as someone else's, just so your pride doesn't have to be destroyed. Dunno how you could stoop so low. Maybe while your on the floor you could pick up the sanity you left behind a long time ago...

(FUUUCKKK-)

Well, i actually do have a boring life, and i do this so that i can have a good time. Except, i have cousins who are so f**king annoying so i actually take the time off so that i can help their behaviour. I am a responsible, *REDACTED AGE* person who believes that you have the mind capacity of the size of an atom. Oh by the way, have you done any chore? Because i believe that you are so irresponsible and lazy that you dont even do anything other than just piss people around with your memes and comments.

(!!!!!)
No, actually, I don't have a boring life but from what you just said I don't know how you would understand that. Stupidity isn't a crime, though, so your free to go. I actually don't care about your cousins and I feel like there's a bullet some where you should be jumping in front of. That's the best you could probably do to apologize to humanity for existing, anyway! Also because I just kind of want you out of my life and what doesn't kill you disappoints me.
Thank you for helping me discover why God created the middle finger!

(ooh niiiice)

(Awww shitt… a lame roast)

(i'm done, i know)

(And boom.)

(oof.)

(TAKE THAT!!!!!)

My response is, your welcome! No we can flip each other off. Have a nice day!

loll

I had nothing else to say to i surrender. You sure are a great fighter

Thanks! You too!

aight.

Two fights down, i dont know how much to go.

lol

Aight seeya

bye!

Your OC looks as if someone drew eyes on a tiki torch and gave it a torso.

My OC is original. Yours is just an unoriginal sonic rip-off.

My OC is a human tho.

Mins is too.

Mine*

Nah you Took the design of an gray Power Rangers

Are you a rip-off of Johnny test, or did a charmander just use ember

I would rather be a rip-off of Johnny test than be someone else like you.

Shush and go back to watching your tiktoks

Rip-offs of Johnny test dont watch tiktoks. They instead become actually productive in life.

Good, so your innocent

mhm.

Unlike me, just ask your mom

*asks my mom*

Exactly

She said that your roasts dont make sense and recommends you english class.

Exactly

come on man, is that all you got?

Your mom was too broke at the time to abortion you

abort*
then how do i have wifi, a working charger, an ipad, and a life so i can roast you with your weak ass roasts?

Cause you have a father

Thanks for the complement!

Unlike me 🥲

how tf can u be so fulla shit/nonsense and still be able to fit that huge ego of urs in that thick skull of urs and still not implode? like if i were u id unplug my own life support..

You cant manipulate me to do that action. Yet again, the life support is being talked about, and you just cant stop roasting me with that nonsense.

lmao

lol