Becuase my handwriting is bad and very small, for those of you that are interested in what the stuff on the sides say, it says the following:
(On the left)
Despise his skinny appearance, he has quite a bit of muscle. If his mouth comes unstitched, he will absolutely LOSE IT, and will eat the person closest to him unless they are asleep. Will NEVER take off his fluffy pants. The only thing he wants is someone to give him cuddles and hugs. He is very lonely. Plays piano. Favorite song is Moonlight Sonata (1st movement). Loves classical music, tolerates all other genres.
(On the right)
Mudshovel will watch you sleep. If you wake up in the middle of the night and see him, he will do his best to smile at you and attempt to crawl in your bed and snuggle with you. If that’s not your thing, just push him away. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT turn on ANY lights. He will scream VERY LOUD, and usually when he screams, his mouth unstitches.