so i am going to make a chat-style thing about a five-year-old attacking a professional editor. This is just random, so please no hate, and if i should NEVER EVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!! then please do say that--okay lez go! i am bored; UNKNOWN NUMBER: HEWO HOO AWR YU AN YU AR BAD GO AWAI
MELODYEDITSXOXO: EXCUSE ME? WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET ONTO MY PRIVATE CHAT?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: IT DUSNT MADDR HOO I AM, HOO AR YUW AN BI THEE WAI, YUR NAIM IS CRYNGE
MELODYEDITSXOXO: ARE YOU TRYING TO SPELL CRINGE? ARE YOU TRYING TO INSULT ME?? YOUR FIVE YEARS OLD, AREN'T YOU?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: GURL GOT SOM ADDITUDE!
MELODYEDITSXOXO: ONLY BECAUSE YOU JUST RANDOMLY WALTZED INTO MY EDITORCHAT ON DISCORD AND STARTED INSULTING ME! NOW LEAVE PLEASE, I CANNOT BARE THIS BAD GRAMMAR ANY LONGER!
UNKNOWN NUMBER: HAW DID YU GESS I WUS FIV!?
MELODYEDITSXOXO: >:( SO YOU ARE FIVE, HUH? ARE YOU ALSO FATHERLESS?
UNKNOWN NUMBER: NO! MI FATHR JUS LEFT SOMWERE WEN I WUS BOWRN I DONT NO WI!
MELODYEDITSXOXO: OH NO...