OLD MAN WILLY HAS A STORY; I GOT THIS THING CALLED A CAMPETER AND I WENT ON THE MENRENT AND THERE WAS GUY WHO SAID I COULD GET RICH JUST HAD TO TELL WERE I LIVE AND I TOLD HIM AND TWO WEEKS OF WAIT I DIDN'T GET THE MONEY AND WHEN I WENT ON THIS MIWWTER THING THE FIRST IMAGE I SAW WAS MY CRUSTY FEET SO THATS HOW I BECAME CORN STAR