Cam_Man has a gun pointed at my head please help me

Me:

I don't even know

(???)

oh wiat wrong on

oh

Ignia: so what's the eas about

After the EAS starts, it somewhat stops

Me: hm...

Kai: What the

Inei: reheheheheh
Me: oh no
Inei: *attacks everyone*

what

Ignia: *punches inei into the next dimension*

what

Me: ...

(hello?)

oh sorry

(it's ok)
Ignia: *falls asleep*

. . .

Shiggy: *appears out of nowhere*

???

Me: oh fudge it's shiggy
Ignia: *still sleeping*

. . .

Shiggy: *disintegrates the SUV*

????

(shiggy is tomura shigaraki if you didn't know)
Me: time to fight shiggy again

(Bro, shut.)
WD: Is this an EAN?

um

Kai: What does that mean?

WD: Emergency Action Notification. That is when shit has hit the fan...

Kai: Well lets see

WD: Yeah, lets see.

You do the eas

[This is the Emergency Alert System, this was triggered because some troglodyte decided that it had to happen. Right now we have a- Tom, lower the gun.]

XD

[Tom, I'm serious, lower the gun or else I- *Gunshots.*]
{End tones.}
WD: Oh shit... Looks like its Tom's revenge.

Kai: Hmmm

People are getting out of there cars

WD: One, its their, I hate to be a grammar shark, and two, I don't think you have any idea what is wrong with that statement...

Kai: * Carries WD while running *

*Cops are firing at Kai.*

Kai: * Gets behind cover *

*A boom box is visible with music in it, and a strap.*

Kai: ???

[Strap boom box to WD.]

Kai: thx * Takes boombox and straps it to WD *

*It begins playing music and WD gets up.*
[ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TUbZ76WRrZ8 ]

Kai: ?

*WD becomes a John Wick and fires constantly at the cops, it also boosts Kai too.*

incorect

Megan ( The 291 ): . . .

*WD just runs, gets shot, and falls to the ocean below.*

Kai: * Grabs WD's hand before he falls *

*Kai gets shot too, knocking him down.*

Kai: bruh

*Both Kai and WD land in a boat.*

Kai: huh

WD: Well, thankfully we landed on the boat...

Kai: yes

WD: Did that landing seem soft to you too?
*The boat is going away from the bridge.*

Idk

WD: Then why are you here?

Because y es

WD: Okay then...

. . .

*The boat speeds away as cops fire at said boat.*

Kai: so uh

*Eventually, the boat is far away from the bridge.*

Kai: Hm

WD: Okay, we should be safe here...

Kai: O_O

*WD freezes in pure fear.*
WD: A code 291 is bad enough, but being on a bridge, that's even worse....

Kai: I'll just super jump to land

WD: I don't think you can, we have to get to Oakland and we are dealing with a couple hundred miles away from it...

How long is the bridge?

(Does it look like I do math?)

Well its not a hundred miles long

(Its somewhere there, it was used as an example as, no, Super jumps don't work.)

bruh

*Flashing red and blue lights appear.*

Kai: what

WD: Bro, get a gun and help me out here!

Kai: oh right * casually pulls out a RPG * anyways

WD: Do not fire that thing! That will make it so the bridge will be cut off, and we'll be easy targets!

Kai: Fine * pulls out 2 Uzis *

WD: Better.
*He kills a few more cops.*

Kai: * Starts blasting *

Question, shouldn't cops be trained to deal with code 291s?

WD: No, something in their brains tell them to kill anyone they see that isn't one of them. It reverses their thinking.

Kai: Hmmmm

WD: The reason we aren't effected is because we're more resistant than they are. And the criminals can help us out.

Kai: * Pulls WD up *

WD: WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH MY LIFE?!?!
*The sun rises.*

Kai: I don't know?

*WD looks at the reason of the bridge being tilted.*
(Cue intense music.)

ok

*WD looks in pure terror.*

Kai: Lets run

*Gunfire occurs all around, as the bridge is tilted even more, A segment of the bridge is destroyed.*

Kai: Lets run!

*Turns out WD was shot.*

Kai: shh

WD: What?

Kai: anyways

WD: Now, we ride to Oakland.

Kai: Yes

WD: Let's just hope we're safe there...

Kai:

*It is quiet.*

The end because bordem

(For now...)

Kai was very angry

WD: I say we try to gun it forward. Otherwise we'll be more f**ked than we already are.

Kai: Fair enough, wait * talks on the phone, then ends the call * There is a code 291 near here

WD: Not again.
*He is still, he is dealing with PTSD.*

Kai: * starts driving fast, weaving around cars, a few minutes later, he gets to solid ground *

WD: Dude, slow down or else we're gonna get hit!

Kai: Don't worry * slows down and parks to the side of the road * We are out of the danger zone

WD: You sure? Cause we just crashed.
*The SUV was actually wrecked by driving into the back of a truck.*

Kai: oh, but still, the 291 will not get us here

WD: Really? I've seen much worse happen...

Kai: k * follows *

*It got more chaotic as WD went forward.*

Kai: * Keeps shooting *

*His mag runs dry.*

Kai: * Reloads *

*He gets shot.*
(Giving you control of the Octoling giant.)

Oh me!?

uhhh uhhhh

In the distance, big splash of water

WD, who tried to get Kai back up: Oh f**k my life...

Kai: its here . . .

WD: I can see that!

Kai: Hm?

WD: A bridge can be a bottleneck and advantage for both the 291 code, and the cops. They'll be able to kill us easily...

Kai: Hmmmmmmmm

WD: Why are you making that sound?
[Insert bridge tilting again.]

Kai: We need to get out

*WD bolts towards the flashing lights, before slipping to where the bridge is tilted.*

Kai: !!

WD, hanging onto one of the railings: OH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! HELP ME.

Kai: * Goes to WD and grabs his arm *

*The bridge is no longer tilted.*

Just like shut up

(Okay.)

continue

WD: I say we get off the bridge, I remember that 185 said to always go to the other side of the bridge.
*WD opens his window and looks out it.*

Kai: But this gosh dang traffic jam!

WD: I say we gun it. Who knows what's coming, I've seen Monsters Vs Aliens, I think I know what comes next...

Kai: * Gets a phone call * Hold on

WD: Come on man, we ain't got all day...
*The SUV gets rammed from behind.*

Kai: * Looks at the rear view mirror * GOD F**K

WD: Well f**k.

Kai: um

*WD gets up, to realize gang members were around both.*

Kai: f u c

*They help Kai up and check for wounds.*

Kai: oh

WD: See? These guys are willing to help us out, the roles have switched completely.

Kai: how is that possible

WD: The chemicals in their brains made them something new.

Nevada_man: hi guys

WD: What now?

Kai is still confused

WD: Cops and gang members are on drugs.
*More of the bridge is lost.*

oh

*WD moves closer to the other side.*

Kai: * Follows him *

*More cops.*

Kai: oh no

*WD lays down more gunfire to clear the hostiles.*

Kai: . . .

WD: COME ON! FOLLOW ME!

Kai: We are far enough

WD: We are... About 10% through the bridge.

No Kai drove to the other side

(For plot purposes, these two have to be on the bridge. Otherwise that's the main interaction gone.)

ok

Traffic has stopped completely

WD: Its now quiet... Too quiet...
*WD is shaking a little.*
(Heads up, severe thunderstorm near me, expect cutoffs.)

oh

*WD is shaking even more...*

Kai: Lets run out of here

WD: Alright. I say we take the side-
[Insert bridge rumbling.]