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Extra life! | You are playing an open-world multiplayer game when you see him bug out in an alleyway | image tagged in blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,209 views 10 upvotes Made by FestiveChaos 3 years ago in Role_Play
1071 Comments
1 up, 3y,
104 replies
Shrapnel looks at him
"Uhhh..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: oooh that's not good-
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What's going on?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*keeps glitching*
?: oh th@t's VERY n0t gooood...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel runs up to him
"Hey!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: sssh!!t...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What the hell is wrong with you?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: i got a v!Rus iin my systeM
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So get E-Set."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: What-?
1 up, 3y
"Antivirus."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?:triED l!ke a dozzzen already...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What did you download?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: n0th!ng- andd th@t's the prOBlem,
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Did you get it from someone?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: don't kN0w...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Do you remember how you got it?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: no.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Maybe contact tech support?'
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: scr3w teeech support!
1 up, 3y
"Why?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: cause ththey n3v3r fix the issue! they say 'sorry that happened but now it's your problem!'
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What are you planning on doing then?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: reboot the visor again...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: *stands still and you see him disappear*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Weird."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he reappears*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Better?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
?: yeah
1 up, 3y
"Good. Who are you?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"...a person."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Stellar answer."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"...you can call me X. most people do anyways now." *laughs quietly to himself*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay, X, my name is Shrapnel."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"nice."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Thanks."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"so why you here?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I wanted to check out this game."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it's not that great."
1 up, 3y
"What's it about?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it's a parkour game, open world levels, but the only important one is the gate."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What's the gate."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it's how you get to beat the game."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Ohhh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"but nobody has"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Where is the gate?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"pffft- you're nowhere close to ready for the gate..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Just point out where it is."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"down main street can't miss it"
1 up, 3y
"Okay."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"dude you'll want to level up before you even try to attempt it."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"How do you level up?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"by passing the open world courses and practicing"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Makes sense."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm you're at level 1 and i'm about level 30"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"of course it's not the highest level-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Is the highest 100?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm."
1 up, 3y
"Wait... Why do I have to level up? Can't I just use skill?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"that's how you get skill points, certain moves you can't learn until later"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oooh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I guess I'd better get to work."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He starts practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i've been here many times"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah this is the first course everyone does"
1 up, 3y
"It seems so."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it's not that hard"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He tries the course
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you slip on one of the rail*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wuagh!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"heh"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Damn."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"okay so it's not that hard for me-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"For a level 35? Nooo.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i sense sarcasm."
1 up, 3y
"Sarcasm? Really? What gave you that idea."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i tease- i tease-."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It's fine, I don't mind. I'm just a sarcastic person."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"heh- okay"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He tries the course again
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you succeed and see you gain a level*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well that was fun."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it'll get harder"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I expect so."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you know why i'm even still here? why i put up with the glitches?"
1 up, 3y
"Determination?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"no- i...*chuckles* it's stupid...i was going to meet my friend here...but well, we broke up. and i keep coming back and expecting them to log on..." *wipes the tears from his face*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh... Wow.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah...i know it's really stupid..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"No, it isn't.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"no-?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You stuck to a promise."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- well they made it very clear they didn't want me to be a part of their life anymore..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"And? Forget them!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"but they did nothing wrong."
1 up, 3y
"They did. They broke up with you."
He smiles
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"and yet they had a better reason than me. i'm a toxic person to them."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"we both agreed it was for the best after i scarred their arm."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeesh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah...which makes me the asshole who f**ked up..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"At least you learned from your mistake."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"y-yeah..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You gonna be okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah-"
1 up, 3y
"Good."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"sh*t- my roommate's home..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Is that a bad thing?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"he'd rather i didn't play..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"he thinks i'm dwelling on the past too much"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Really?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"....no one, baby! gotta go before he finds the headset..."
1 up, 3y
"Okay, bye."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*logs off*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel keeps practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you slowly gain levels*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see X log back on*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You're back.?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"for a bit."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Does your roommate know?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"not specifically."
1 up, 3y
"What?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"he doesn't know i'm on this game....just that i'm on the visor"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Ooooh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I leveled up a bit."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"cool"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
(( What level am I at?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
(level 15)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
(( Kay
"I'm at level 15 now."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"nice. soon you'll be able to jump higher"
1 up, 3y
"Really? That's cool."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you can hear a second voice coming from his character*
?: whatcha playing?
X: uhhhhh nothing-
?: doesn't sound like nothing.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".. Game over."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*his character slumps over*
X: seriously Kai-! Tou-Tou-...really- i swear i wasn't-....
?: you're still playing this shitty game Xav-? let it go, they won't be online.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
X: i made a friend...
?: fine...i'm making actual food i expect you to eat it.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
X: yeah yeah-... *his character slowly comes back to life*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hi."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"hey"
1 up, 3y
"Glad you think I'm your friend."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- sorry you had to hear all that"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I don't mind."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"my roommate kinda takes care of me, even if he is a bit forceful..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Is your roommate's name Kai? Or Tou-Tou?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"heh- uh nicknames of mine for him."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So.. Judging by those nicknames, is his name Toukai? Kaitou? Something like that?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Cool name."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it is pretty cool"
1 up, 3y
"Yeah. Xav is pretty cool too."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh- yeah, thanks..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Heheh. I like you."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"same here."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Thanks, man."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i should level up some more."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.. Same."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*starts working on a course*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
So does Shrapnel
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"so uh- you got any friends or family that live with you?"
1 up, 3y
"Well.. My creator."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh-? yeah i don't believe in that kinda stuff"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"No- I mean, my physical creator."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I'm not really human, I'm an android."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh- cool!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah. My endoskeleton is made of tungsten."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"nice"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Thanks."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"be fairly honest, what do you think my relationship with my roommate is?"
1 up, 3y
"From what I've heard? Pretty good."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well yeah- but are we more?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What do you mean?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"me and my roommate are good friends, but he really truly cares for me-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh. He does seem like he cares for you a lot."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'm just so confused...he always flirts with me like it's no big deal"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Maybe he like-likes you."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"he- oh- i- i- yeah that makes sense-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah! He always flirts with you, he might like you!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- okay!"
1 up, 3y
"Heheh!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*finishes the course and gains his levels*
"now i gotta do something-....TOU!"
*logs off*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What tha hell?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see someone pass by you on the course*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks closer
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*they have long, tied back, messy gold hair and wear a blue flannel around their waist*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hello. Who are you?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Devin"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hey, Devin."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"hey- i'm looking for someone"
1 up, 3y
"Who?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"short purple and blue hair, green eyes, sometimes gives attitude?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh, I think I know who you're talking about. Is his name Xavier?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- i need to talk to him..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"He just logged off... Wait! Wait, are you the guy that was supposed to meet Xavier here??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- two years ago... wait i just missed him?!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Son of a monkey!" they kick a nearby trash can.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Eheheh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"where is he now?"
1 up, 3y
"I think he left with someone named Kaitou."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"KAITOU?!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yes, Kaitou, why?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"SON OF A B*TCH!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"that my brother!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"He's your brother?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yes!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh, wow."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"This is BULLLSH*T!"
1 up, 3y
"Why?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i need to talk to xavier"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Like I said, he just logged off."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"F*CK!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Try calling him."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*tries calling*
"damn!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"No answer?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"No!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why not go to him?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"ugh......"
1 up, 3y
"What?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i don't want to."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why not?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i don't want to talk to my brother..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i just don't like him."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why not?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"because no."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow. Amazing."
He does a sarcastic clap
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i so badly need to talk to xav- i screwed up-....i need to apologize...and need to get back with him"
1 up, 3y
"So talk to Xavier."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well he's not picking up his phone"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So go to him."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i can't i don't know where he lives"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Do you know where your brother lives?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"no."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Look, I know you don't want to talk to him, but maybe just call your brother and ask him?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*tries*
"nothing"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Damn. Any other ideas?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"no"
1 up, 3y
"Damn.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier logs back on*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier, look who's here."
He gestures towards Devin
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"shit-! wings!" *his character slumps over*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What the-?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
K: you good xav-?
X: y-yeah-......you remember how you said they wouldn't be online?
K: yeah-?
X: well...they're online-...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the character comes back to life*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What the f*ck was that?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"this is xav's boyfriend, he's going to leave now and he won't be returning."
1 up, 3y
"What??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"kaitou you're his what now-?!"
"i didn't see you making any amends. you've had two years now."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That's kind of petty, Kaitou."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"shut up you aren't a part of this."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Rude."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i was the vitcim!"
"oh rreally?! it's not what it looked like!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Both of you, *stop*!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*they stop*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why are you two arguing??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"over xavier"
1 up, 3y
"Don't you two think you're being kind of obsessive over him?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"what-?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You're both getting really angry over one person."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*Xavier's character disappears*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Uh oh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"HE LOGGED OFF?!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"He might've been forced to by Kaitou."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"AGHHHH!!!" *kicks another trashcan*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Mad, much?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"YES!"
1 up, 3y
"What can you do about it?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"absolutely nothing!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That sucks.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm...i should have said something sooner..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.. Maybe.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i feel so stupid..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You aren't stupid."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i wish i'd said something..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Unfortunately, you can't turn back time."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i know-! i know that!"
1 up, 3y
"You gonna be okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"NO!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel sighs
"Damn.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"DAMMIT! MY OWN BROTHER! UNBELIEVABLE!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It kind of is."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*sits on the ground and curls up into a ball*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Don't feel bad. Next time you see your brother, beat the shit of him."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*smiles* "okay"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You're cool."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"thanks"
1 up, 3y
"I like you."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"ya do?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*smiles*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Eheheheh..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you're pretty cool too"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Thanks."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"same to you"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He smiles
"Thanks."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*sits aand waits*
1 up, 3y
"What are you doing?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'm going to wait here until xavier logs back in"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow.. That's determination."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin sits there for hours at a time*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel keeps practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"so- what level are you?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"15."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh- i'm level 60"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow.. Have you ever gotten to the gate yet?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"tried it a few times. haven't beaten it yet"
1 up, 3y
"Wow.. For a level 60 to fail, it must be really hard."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"even the highest level people, level 100 are failing the gate"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah, the rumor is there is a special skill you need to beat it. it's a surface grip"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Surface grip?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah no one has it, it's just a rumor that it exists"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hmm.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier logs back on his character panting and breathing heavily*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"h-hey-"
1 up, 3y
"Are you okay?
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"kaitou is hunting me down!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What?!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i don't know he tried talking to me a while ago but-...he got kind of pushy-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"How pushy?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"enough for me to get out of the house-i'm playing on the roof of my apartment"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Does he know?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"...no."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Good."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Wings i'm so sorry-"
"i forgive you, it's fine, are you hurt?"
"no i don't think so"
1 up, 3y
"You don't think so?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Weird.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well- i'm safe"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Knock on wood."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"eh- i'll take the chance- nothing wood to knock on anyway"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright then."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Wings-" *hugs Devin*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Aww..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin hugs back*
1 up, 3y
"Eheheheheheh..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i need a place to stay until kaitou chills."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"But where?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"sorry xav- my parents still hate you."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hm?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'll just stay up here then..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i should've charged the headset...it's almost dead"
1 up, 3y
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*his character disappears suddenly*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Guess it died."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*pulls out his phone*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh- he's texting me"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Ah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"he says, goodnight."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It's already night?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y
"Wow. I lost track of time.'
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well i'll log off for now"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay. I'm gonna keep practicing."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin disappears*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He keeps practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you get to level 25*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Heh."
He does a little fist pump
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier logs back on*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hello, Xavier."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*doesn't talk*
1 up, 3y
"Xavier?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*whispers* "he's looking for me-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*whispers* "i'm hiding from him right now"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*whispers* "i'm terrified..."
K: you shouldn't be.
X: AHH!
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Kaitou!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
K: calm down...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why won't you let Xavier do his own thing?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*ignores*
K: xav- you're freezing.
1 up, 3y
"Sure, sureignoremeyeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
X: i know-
K: you're gonna get sick
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
K: trust me- you should come back
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
X: fine
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What about Devin?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i don't have any better choice"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He sighs
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i have to go with him"
1 up, 3y
"Alright.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he logs off*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He sighs and keeps practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What's Devin gonna think.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"depends."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hm?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see devin perched on a rail*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh.. Did you hear all that?'
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"only up to when we started talking"
1 up, 3y
"Kaitou found Xavier."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"He left with Kaitou."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"......................................................................................................"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"this is fine, i'm fine, everything is fine......"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You sure..?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*laughs nervously*
"eah, totally"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Doesn't really look like it."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"of course i'm not okay..."
1 up, 3y
"I thought so.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*sits against a wall*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Kaitou seems very controlling."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"He needs to let up."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*kaitou logs in*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks at Kaitou
"Feel good about yourself?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y
"Mm."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'm looking out for my friend."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Looking out for? Or controlling?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you don't know him. i do."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What about Devin, though?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well, You wanna answer?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"tough luck."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hngh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"devin should've taken inititive"
1 up, 3y
"You should've taken an easier approach with Xavier."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"maybe."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Maybe? Really?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"look it ain't your problem buddy."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Is Xavier's life your problem?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yes! because devin didn't want to deal with it!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks at Devin
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin goes silent*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"...Wow..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah."
1 up, 3y
".."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"devin should've tried harder"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"He gets that."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"tch."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You aren't really being a good brother right now."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you think i care? i grew up without them most of my life anyway."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You'd think you'da been happy to meet them."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"not much changed."
"everything changed!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"eh not really."
1 up, 3y
"You two argue more than politicians."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah don't care"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You're a pathetic brother."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i know"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"And you like it?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"eh don't really care if you haven't noticed"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I have."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"GOOD."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You need help."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it's better this way"
1 up, 3y
"It's better with you micromanaging Xavier's life, and treating your brother like shit?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"sadly." *logs off*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That little piece'a shit.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well...takes a control freak to control a control freak."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Where are you gonna find another control freak?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"maybe they're perfect for each other."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hm."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"xavier hates being controlled, he wants to be in control, same with kaitou"
1 up, 3y
"I think everyone hates being controlled."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"but still."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.. But Kaitou won't let you talk to him."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i know"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So how are ypu going to do it?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well kaitou made the mistake of logging in on his account"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"And?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i can track hiiiim!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow, really?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm!"
1 up, 3y
"Cool!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"and if i find kaitou...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You find Xavier!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"exactly."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hahah, you're smart!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"only when it's useful." *smiles*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Eheheh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"found him!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah!"
1 up, 3y
"Go to him, then!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*logs off*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel starts practicing again
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*your game starts to bug out*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What the..?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*keeps bugging out*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He tries resetting his game
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the glitches go away*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That was weird..."
He gets back to practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you start to bug out in the same spot*
1 up, 3y
"Why??"
He moves
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you clip through the wall and find a hidden level*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Woah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*it is a special sewer themed course to beat the quickly rising sludge and make it to the suface*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Shit!"
He starts ascending
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see the finish mark*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He tries to get to it
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you barely escape*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hoo!"
He raises his fists in victory
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*your levels immediately jump to level 60 and you unlock a new skill*
1 up, 3y
"Woah!!"
He looks at the skill
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*surface grip*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh my god! Yes!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin logs back in*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Devin! I got it!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"got what?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Surface grip!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*clamps their hand over your mouth before you can finish*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Mph?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"don't say it out loud- there are players who would do anything to get their hands on it if they found out it really existed."
1 up, 3y
"Mmmph.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*removes their hand*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Huh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier logs back on*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hi Xavier."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"hey-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Look at my level."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"HOLY FU-! level 60?!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yep."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well you're like, twice my level now!"
1 up, 3y
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"HOW?!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Lots'a practicing."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"there's no way you got to level 60 in less than a week. it took me months to get to level 30."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I worked harder, I guess. I don't need to sleep, so I can practice 24/7."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"that doesn't change anything"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Uh..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*looks suspiciously at you*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"...Do not tell. Anyone. But I got the surface grip skill."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i knew something was fishy!"
1 up, 3y
"Don't. Tell. Anyone."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i won't"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Thank you."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"sure thing"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So..."
He lowers his voice
"Am I able to beat the gate now?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you should become a level one hundred first"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Ah. Alright."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"then you can beat the gate"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I guess I'd better- Wait.. What happened to Kaitou?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"we settled on compromise"
1 up, 3y
"Oh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"he agreed to let me and devin be friends as long as he toned it down a bit."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Cool!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I guess I'd better get to work."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He starts practicing again
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier and devin train along with you*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Devin, what level are you again?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"65 now"
1 up, 3y
"So you're still above me."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"but not by much-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah. You're probably going to get to level 100 before I do."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"maybe"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"but you have surface grip now"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"True. Does that mean can scale walls and stuff?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i think so"
1 up, 3y
"That's cool."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Also, I've been meaning to ask you something."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"How can you kick trashcans?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i've got a vr body suit it allows for more movement in the game."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That's cool."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He keeps practicing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you reach level 70*
1 up, 3y
"Nice.'
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier reaches level 40*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks at Devin's level
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*level 75*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Are there harder courses?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"there are moving courses...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why not try those?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"those are extremely hard. i barely passed one once."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh. Well, we're higher levels now."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"true"
1 up, 3y
"I'm going to try one."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"okay" *leads you to a construction zone*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Woah-"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see the finish mark at the top of an unfinished building*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hmm.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"lots of moving parts...i almost fell off the wrecking ball"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well, let's try it again."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"alright"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He attempts the course
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the course starts to move*
1 up, 3y
"Waugh.."
He keeps trying
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin starts to scale the machinery*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wait.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"hm-?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"How are you scaling that?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"pure solid strength points"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Strength points?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you should have some from leveling up. i'm just hanging onto bars right now... surface grip will let you scale solid walls"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"strength will wear down unless you take a break on a flattened suface"
1 up, 3y
"Ah. It's kind of like a stamina kind of thing."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah and mine's kinda wearing down right now."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So get on a flat surface."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*climbs to the top of the crane*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He follows
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"remember that wreaking ball i mentioned?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see a wreaking ball about 15 feet in front of you*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Woah!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it's going to swing in circles in a bit but it will only get up to 5 feet away no closer. you are going to have to jump onto it while it's moving and time it correctly or you'll fall and have to start the course over with one less life."
1 up, 3y
"What happens if I run out of lives?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you start back at square one."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Damn..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yep you lose all your levels, all your skill points."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I don't want that to happen.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah-"
*the ball starts to swing in circles*
"i'll go first."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"this is one of the reasons i call them Wings..." xavier says as devin backs up
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
'Hm."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin takes a running start and leaps through the air as if they were flying and grabs onto the ball's chain*
1 up, 3y
"Niiice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*holds onto the chain tightly looking nauseous*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Is he okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah...this will make you extremely dizzy"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I don't get motion sick."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin leaps off and lands*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay... Guess I should try now."
He waits
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*it swings around*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He attempts to jump onto it and grab the chain
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you barely catch it and it swings you around*
1 up, 3y
"Yeee..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"jump to the other side!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright.."
He jumps to the other side
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you land safely*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hoo boy!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin seems to be throwing up in the real world*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He holds his temple and stumbles around a bit
"Guess he did build me with motion sickness..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin sits on their heels*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier, you.. Huh.. You comin'?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*takes a running leap and grabs the bottom of the chain, desperately clinging on*
1 up, 3y
"Good job!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"XAV- your stamina!"
"aw f**k nuggets..." *his stamina depletes and he loses his grip, falling all the way down to the ground*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he rubs his back*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Damn.. How many lives do you have?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"two more!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay, good!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you get five lives total.."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hoh, boy.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y
"Maybe you.. shouldn't do this?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i dunno-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That's just my opinion, though."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"save one for the gate!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier tries again barely catching it*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hnhh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he quickly jumps off and lands on the platform*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh good, you made it."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"y-yeah...." he groans before throwing up
1 up, 3y
"You okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"just....just give me a sec...." *continues to throw up*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*stops*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You good now?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright, let's keep going."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks at the rest of the course
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see a straight shot to the end covered in foam tiles*
1 up, 3y
"This os obviously a trap."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well duh..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Lemmie guess. Some tiles will fall if I step on them?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"they all fall at some point. then you have to grab those bars up there"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oooh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You first?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"sure..." *runs across the tiles and jumps up to the bars*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He follows
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"ugh...running low on stamina-
1 up, 3y
"Uh oh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin quickly finishes*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He follows
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you level up to level 75*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hey, nice!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier grabs the ledge of the platform and pulls himself up*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Careful."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"level 50... not bad."
1 up, 3y
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"so i have to ask. how did you get surface grip?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It was weird.. Like a secret level."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"where?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Where we were back where you and Kaitou were arguing."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"that the same place where i bugged out..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"cya later!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'll catch up with you later!" *starts to run away*
1 up, 3y
"What the hell?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin shrugs* "guess we'll see him later"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"heh, i'm at level 80."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i just need surface grip and twenty more levels."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"how about you show me where you got it?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay, just back here."
He leads you to where he got it
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see xavier practically drenched in sludge clawing his way out of a sewer*
1 up, 3y
"Damn."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"xav-!"
*xavier lays face up on the pavement, breathing heavily*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Did you get it?'
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*nods*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"xav- you're down to one life..."
"i know...i know....i know......"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Uh oh.. Maybe give it a rest for a while..?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"it was so worth it...i'm a level 80..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So I'm back to bronze medal."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"compared to me and Wings yeah."
1 up, 3y
"I don't mind."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"if you gained 30 levels for completing the course.... and i'm at 80 right now....if i complete the course i can run the gate."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier, ypu have 1 life left, I wouldn't."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
(devin said that)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
(I know Shrapnel is just reassuring him)
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
(no devin wants to run the course)
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
(Oh, I'm stupid, sorry.)
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"how do i enter?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Through a wall. In a certain spot, you bug out, it takes you there."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"thanks"
1 up, 3y
"Mhm."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin starts the course and bugs out*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*minutes later they crawl out of the sewer with achievements floating above their head*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Congratulations."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Achievements:
reached level 100
unlocked surface grip
record time for course
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Nice.. Wait, can I do the same thing?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you probably won't get as many levels as the first time"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well, I think I'm gonna try."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"alright."
1 up, 3y
He goes to the course again
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*after completing the course you gain 5 levels*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well that was underwhelming."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I need to level up more."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well at least your level 80"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"same as xav"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Mhm."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"wow-"
1 up, 3y
"I've come so far.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It's cool, really."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"wings might be the first to ever pass the gate"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah, maybe."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"that would be cool!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It would be!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'm gonna wait until we can all do it-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"That's cool."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm"
1 up, 3y
"Thanks."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well yeah, it'll be more fun together!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier stays laying on the ground looking at his final remaining life...*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier, you okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i have one remaining life to make it to level 100 and pass the gate..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"okay..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Can you get up?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*slowly gets up*
"there is a special level that would us both up to level 100"
1 up, 3y
"Where?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"follow me"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*brings you to a tower of cables*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hm."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*tosses you a harness*
"do not remove the harness from the wires."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Really? No!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"you say that like it's obvious, but i've seen experienced players do it. instant. game. over."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You lose all your lives?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm. it's because the system would count that as a cheat."
1 up, 3y
"Woah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"this game doesn't like cheaters. but it's also...*groans* a two player level. one of the very few teamwork levels."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Why did you groan?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"teamwork levels tend to be harder than most..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
'Ugh."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"we need to navigate the wire maze and do not separate"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"the best part is i'll be navigating upside down you'll be right side up"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wonderful."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he straps into his harness upside down*
1 up, 3y
Shrapnel straps in
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"ready?" *he grabs one of the ropes*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"okay-" *he lets go of the rope sending you both ziplining down into the web of wires*
"oh f*ck- f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f********ck....." he says shutting his eyes, "I think I'm gonna throw up..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It's just a game... That makes us nauseous.."
He grips his stomach
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah REAL helpful mister 'right side up'!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Do I need to grab something??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"grab one of the wires and follow it!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He nabs one of the wires
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"great now follow it and take a left"
1 up, 3y
He does so
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"MY LEFT!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He hoes to your left
"Why are you yelling?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"because all the blood is rushing to my head!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh, sorry."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"uuuuuh...it's alright..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He keeps climbing
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"take a left...another left....now a right...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel keeps following Xavier's instructions
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"left... right....right....forward...riiiiii............."
1 up, 3y
"Xavier?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier seems to have passed out, leaving you stranded in the giant maze with no instruction*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"God... *F*ckin'* dammit!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Uhhh... Let's try..."
He goes a random direction
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you find yourself at a dead end*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Shit..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
...
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He moves back
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*everything begins to look the same*
1 up, 3y
"I got us in a fuster-cluck.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier regains consciousness*
"....Hmm-?AHH!oh god what the f*ck?! why is everything upside down?!" he screams in confusion
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"We're in the wire maze."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he flails around a bit*
"oh...oh god i'm dizzy...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Calm down! If you fall, you lose your last life."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh- oh yeah..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Alright.. Now that you're awake, directions? Please?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"take two rights and one more left..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He does so
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you land on a platform*
1 up, 3y
"Did we do it?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yes...please get me out of here..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He helps you up
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*he drops onto the platform and proceeds to throw up*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Let it out.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you receive a arcade token each that can be used on skill points*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Wow."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"level 100...!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Am I level 100 too??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah!"
1 up, 3y
"Yes!"
He does a fist pump
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"these tokens can upgrade skill points!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks at the skill points to upgrade
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you can upgrade surface grip or stamina*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hm.. I guess I'll pick stamina."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"nice"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What did you get?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'm just gonna hold onto mine for now."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Smart."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i guess."
1 up, 3y
"Okay, let's go meet up with Devin."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"they are waiting at the gate"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Let's go!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*starts walking to devin*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He follows
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see devin at the gate*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Devin!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"hey!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"We're level 100!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"nice!"
1 up, 3y
"Well, shall we beat the gate?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"heck yeah!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay, let's do this!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*nods*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Ready?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah-" *looks at his flashing remaining heart*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"How hard is the gate?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"hard enough you need to be level 100 with a special hidden skill apparently"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Heh, yeah."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"do you think i'll make it in one try?"
1 up, 3y
"Maybe."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i really hope so..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well.. Try."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"okay-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the course starts off with sliding debris*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Woah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"RUN!"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He runs
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin and xavier run and dodge the debris*
1 up, 3y
"What next?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*shrugs*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He looks ahead
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the ground starts to tear apart*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Uh oh..!"
He looks for something to grab
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see a set of rails*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He attempts to grab them
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you grab them and devin does the same, but xavier is less fortunate and is stuck on a small island of ground*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*looks down* "oh. wow that's a lotta nothingness..."
1 up, 3y
"Yeah, no shit!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*clings on for dear life*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What should we do??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier runs and jumps, grabbing the rail*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh, good."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"barely made it...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"well...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hm?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"this isn't good"
1 up, 3y
"It isn't."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*crawls along the rail until the ground is solid*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You okay?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"y-yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay, good.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"uh oh- pray you didn't just eat, Wings..."
"why?"
*points to a hanging platform swing around quickly*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hnnh.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"oh boy-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"thats why we need surface grip..."
1 up, 3y
"We have surface grip."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*needed
"mhm"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Who's going first? ... Not it."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'll go first..." devin says
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Okay.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*jumps onto the platform and sticks*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"F*******CK!
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hold on!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i am!" *the platform tilts upside down* "oh sh*t...."
1 up, 3y
"Jesus Christ.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i feel fiiiiiiiiiiiine......"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Suuure you do."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"they're getting lightheaded-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"So jump off!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin jumps and crosses the finish*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I guess I'll go next."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"alright."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He waits for the platform
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*it swings by*
1 up, 3y
He attempts to jump and grab it
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you grab onto the platform*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He waits for it to get to the right place
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*it swings into position*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He jumps and attempts to land
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you barely cling onto the finish platform before it flips over*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He climbs up and doubles over
"I... I no longer fear death..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier stands on the other side*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier, you coming?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*nods, pushing away the flashing 1 heart warning*
1 up, 3y
"I like that determination."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*jumps and sticks to the platform as it turns upside down*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier looks sick as his stamina starts to run out*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier! Jump!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*his character gets thrown from the platform and you already see it in his eyes*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh no.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"XAVIER!"
*he closes his eyes, accepting his fate as he falls to the ground*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Xavier, *no!*"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*his life counter reaches zero*
1 up, 3y
"..."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*his character doesn't disappear, instead he respawns with a full set of 5 lives*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Should'a used the token.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"what the-?" *looks at his skills and levels*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i'm still level 100- i still have all my skills-..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Oh. That's good!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"but that shouldn't have happened- i should have been set back to level 1..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Maybe it glitched?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"my token is gone-"
1 up, 3y
"Oh?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i never got a good look at it"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Weird."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*tries the section of the course and joins you at the finish*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yay! We all made it!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah- by technical error."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Heheh, yeah!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*smiles*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He smiles too
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*looks at a picture of the token*
1 up, 3y
"Isn't this cool? As far as I know, we're the first people to complete the gate!"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you see an old metal gate*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Well, shall we?"
He gestures towards the gate
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*xavier opens it aand goes through*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
Shrapnel follows
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the game bugs out*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What the.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"am i seeing things or.....?"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"What?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"ugh that noise is giving me a headache..."
1 up, 3y
"I'm confused.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*you hear high pitched ringing and then everything clears up to reveal a beautiful landscape*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Ahh.. What the??"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"woah...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"This is... Uh... Wow.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*the credits roll by*
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I like this."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Where's Devin?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*devin walks through a field of flowers and grass in amazement*
1 up, 3y
"Guess he's enjoying it, huh?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah...."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Hmhm.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"the graphics are amazing-"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"Yeah.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"this is amazing..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"It really is, huh?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
He smiles
"I couldn't agree more."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"is this the end?"
1 up, 3y
"Noooo.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"i don't want the game to be over..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"You don't?"
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"not really"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
".. It was a fun game.."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"I see your point."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"mhm..."
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"But sadly, all great things must come to an end."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"true.."
1 up, 3y
"But it was fun while it lasted."
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
"yeah"
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
"And I met some pretty awesome people along the way."
He smiles a Xavier
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
*smiles back*
1 up, 3y
"Heheh.."
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    You are playing an open-world multiplayer game when you see him bug out in an alleyway