Squid dog

Every time you make a spelling mistake you can't normally fix, you can fix it.

Somebody who constantly makes spelling mistakes this would be a god tier superpower that I wish I had

Infinitely regenerating sandvich
Like heavy

Every time you take a shit you get 2x power for 5 hours

Wdym by that

The ability to breathe 2x faster than the average human

isn’t that basically hyperventilation

Exactly

Would hyperventilating be faster as well?

Ye

The ability to cause body parts to fall of
No blood coming form it, no injuries
Like it never existed

Thats... weird

The ability to read peoples mind for 1 year

You don't want to read my mind for any period of time

Is it weird that now I wanna?

Do you really wanna know

Yea sorta

Every time someone ratios you, you have the ability to shit in their pants.

That's not dumb, that's god tier