It's a new day.
It's your time to shine!
It's time to take your career into your own hands.
You've saved up all your money; great!
Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket and take a huge gamble on your future. A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success (in some cases).
What are we talking about? We're talking about becoming a Freddy Fazbear franchisee.
That's right. Restaurant ownership and management.
Something almost anyone can do with a limited degree of success.
Sure, it's a lot of money to invest. But everyone's doing it.
And that means it's safe... and lucrative.
With your initial investment, you'll receive everything you need to get started.
Including:
A small room
Some tables
And electricity
But, don't forget about the money you had leftover after buying your franchise package.
Use it to decorate, buy a stage, buy attractions and animatronics, and much, much more.
Now, let's take a look at a few things that will help you get started as a Freddy Fazbear franchisee.
Such as.
1. Atmosphere
Making sure your establishment has an inviting atmosphere is essential to bringing in new customers.
2. Entertainment
Having a lot of entertainment value in your restaurant will ensure that customers come back.
3. Bonus Revenue
Coin-operated games and attractions can generate additional revenue during the day. Which means more money in your pocket; ready for investment.
4. Health & Safety
There may be times when you purchase something of questionable quality and we don't blame you. Cutting corners is just good business.
But there are steps you can take to ensure you don't get sued for it.
And that brings us to...
5. Liability
Being a thrifty shopper is smart. But be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk.
Aside from the daily risk of lawsuits, there's also the risk that something might be hiding inside whatever you just purchased with that steeply discounted price tag.
Of course, that would only be serious danger if there was something outside that's been trying to get it for months.
Which we are not confirming to be the case.
This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide.
Remember, you are now the face of the newly-branded Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Wear that smile with pride and let's make some money!
Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for disapperance,
death, or dismemberment.
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