have a conversation with joe

we did it boys, we found out who Joe is

joe: thats me

(might as well make it an rp)
Artist (my self insert): so... why do you have so many "halves"?

joe: ask my ancestors

Artist: okay *asks his ancestors*

ancestors: we just have object kinks

Artist: .... oh

ancestors: they are so strong that we can make children out of said objects

Artist: dang

ancestors: hehehehhehehh yeah

Artist: why do you do it?

ancestors: how else would we deal with our kinks

Artist: why do you have those kinks? Why are attracted to c h a i r ?

ancestors: cuz i was born this way

Artist: ...okay...

joe: how was the conversation with my ancestors

Artist: I learned a lot of things that I kind of want to forget

joe: please dont mind them...

Artist: okay

ancestors: *giggles nervously*

Artist: ... what is it?

ancestors: we are just nervous

Artist: about?

ancestors: uhhh nothing!!!

Artist: ...what is it?

ancestors: we said nothing *walks away*

Artist: *follows them, and keeps asking*

ancestors: please stop

Artist: I want to know

ancestors: i dont want to tell u

Artist: why?

ancestors: just go

Artist: okay

joe: *finds artist* hi again

Artist: hey

joe: wanna see me rap

Artist: fnf real? *translation: sure*

joe: yes *sings epic violin and piano song because is half piano half violin*

Artist: nice

joe: do u like it

Artist: like what?

joe: my rap

Artist: oh, yea

joe: thanks

Artist: no problem

joe: rap battle?

Artist: no... but I can just sing a song or two...

joe: aw man i just wanted to rap battle with u

Artist: fiiiine

joe: yay *spits bars in piano and violin cuz is half piano half violin*

Artist: *sipitting bars*

joe: *spits bars in piano and violin cuz is half piano half violin*

*Artist finishes the song*

joe: nice rap

Artist: yea

joe: one more?

Artist: my non existent vocal cords need to rest

joe: mk, i will not challenge u to another rap battle

Artist: good

joe: did u know that im the final boss of world's hardest game

Artist: oh?

joe: yea im so powerful

Artist: and I can change what you look like, and what powers you have just by drawing, and writing some stuff

joe: that wont work cuz im too powerful

Artist: *turns his arm into a baguette* what did you say?

*it doesnt happen*
joe: nice fanart

Artist: dang

joe: *ascends because he is half sky*

(ducktales moon theme plays)
Artist: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

joe: bye

Artist: *waving bye, and walks away*