I'm posting this here with great expectations from you creative young 'uns

Your too strong

thx, and you're too nice :)

:)

I’m not meaning this but
Your so ugly your birth papers were an excuse

At least my parents showed up to my birth (This is also not serious)

Oof that one hurt lol

if you were burning on a beach, i would drag you inland.

If you were killing people on the beach, i would call the police and have them arrest you for manslaughter

i didnt start the fire, god did to get rid of your sorry ass.

At least he put me out of my misery, he's leaving your trainwreck of a life intact just so you can suffer

misery? your "misery" was just an excuse to make others mad, now your gone we'll all be happy.

*you're

actualy the you're you just used is a contraction of you and are, not its own word "your" is actualy correct in this context.

"...now your* gone and we'll all be happy."

In all seriousness, GGs, you get a follower

you too!