i can't go out on walks, lick ur face when ur sad, or help u pick up girls in the dog park. i'm sorry that I seem ungrateful, self-absorbed, or aloof. u are a good hooman, really, and it's not personal. i just need my space sometimes. but in the end, i'll always choose to come home bc ilysm. from the earth to the sky <3; dear hooman, love,
ur favorite cat
p.s. don't i look cute in this box? =^_^=