Change My Mind

id like to insult you, but im not sure if i can do it as well as nature did

That's hurtful

"Ur dumb"

A classic!

I'd climb Mount Everest to get to your ego, and jump down the Grand Canyon to get to your IQ!

Oh my...

indeed

you have to ask the help desk how to use a help desk

That barely even makes sense but I like it

If you stood on a scale it would say "To Be Continued."

It's true tho

You probably don't know how to put on a sock

That hurts

It takes you an hour to cook minute rice

Wow

You're so inbred that when your mom, aunt, grandmother and sister send you birthday cards, you still only get one

Worse than the Habsburgs lol

Look I would, but literally nobody knows who you are.

I seriously didn't get this until 4 months later. Yikes.

No

Take a quick peek at the mirror.

Ouch

your so white u make blind kids cry

Oof

hehe... go fock a monkey >:D

I'm running out of creative replies

your probally so white u make blind kids cry

You know, theoretically if he were white enough to make blind kids see again, they would be crying out of happiness

So is that really such a bad thing

or in pain an go blind again

You’re so ugly even the freak show doesn’t want you

😬

you so fat you use a parachute as a face mask

There is nothing to insult you about, simply because you are nothing

I can't think of any insults that are simple enough for you to even understand, might have to put this in to text to speech since you can't read.

Your teeth are so yellow cars slow down