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aTomatoSapien012 | It was nearing midnight and the Prime Minister was sitting
alone in his office, reading a long memo that was slipping
through his brain without leaving the slightest trace of meaning behind. He was waiting for a call from the President of a far distant
country, and between wondering when the wretched man would
telephone, and trying to suppress unpleasant memories of what had
been a very long, tiring, and difficult week, there was not much
space in his head for anything else. The more he attempted to focus
on the print on the page before him, the more clearly the Prime
Minister could see the gloating face of one of his political opponents. This particular opponent had appeared on the news that very
day, not only to enumerate all the terrible things that had happened
in the last week (as though anyone needed reminding) but also to
explain why each and every one of them was the government’s fault.
The Prime Minister’s pulse quickened at the very thought of
these accusations, for they were neither fair nor true. How on earth was his government supposed to have stopped that bridge from collapsing? It was outrageous for anybody to suggest that they were not
spending enough on bridges. The bridge was fewer than ten years
old, and the best experts were at a loss to explain why it had
snapped cleanly in two, sending a dozen cars into the watery
depths of the river below. And how dare anyone suggest that it was
lack of policemen that had resulted in those two very nasty and
well-publicized murders? Or that the government should have
somehow foreseen the freak hurricane in the West Country that
had caused so much damage to both people and property? And was
it his fault that one of his Junior Ministers, Herbert Chorley, had
chosen this week to act so peculiarly that he was now going to be
spending a lot more time with his family?
“A grim mood has gripped the country,” the opponent had concluded, barely concealing his own broad grin.
And unfortunately, this was perfectly true. The Prime Minister
felt it himself; people really did seem more miserable than usual.
Even the weather was dismal; all this chilly mist in the middle of
July. . . . It wasn’t right, it wasn’t normal. . . .
He turned over the second page of the memo, saw how much
longer it went on, and gave it up as a bad job. Stretching his arms
above his head he looked around his office mournfully. It was a
handsome room, with a fine marble fireplace facing the long sash
windows, firmly closed against the unseasonable chill. With a slight
shiver, the Prime Minister got up and moved over to the window,
looking out at the thin mist that was pressing itself against the
glass. It was then, as he stood with his back to the room, that he
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It was nearing midnight and the Prime Minister was sitting alone in his office, reading a long memo that was slipping through his brain without leaving the slightest trace of meaning behind. He was waiting for a call from the President of a far distant country, and between wondering when the wretched man would telephone, and trying to suppress unpleasant memories of what had been a very long, tiring, and difficult week, there was not much space in his head for anything else. The more he attempted to focus on the print on the page before him, the more clearly the Prime Minister could see the gloating face of one of his political opponents. This particular opponent had appeared on the news that very day, not only to enumerate all the terrible things that had happened in the last week (as though anyone needed reminding) but also to explain why each and every one of them was the government’s fault. The Prime Minister’s pulse quickened at the very thought of these accusations, for they were neither fair nor true. How on earth was his government supposed to have stopped that bridge from collapsing? It was outrageous for anybody to suggest that they were not spending enough on bridges. The bridge was fewer than ten years old, and the best experts were at a loss to explain why it had snapped cleanly in two, sending a dozen cars into the watery depths of the river below. And how dare anyone suggest that it was lack of policemen that had resulted in those two very nasty and well-publicized murders? Or that the government should have somehow foreseen the freak hurricane in the West Country that had caused so much damage to both people and property? And was it his fault that one of his Junior Ministers, Herbert Chorley, had chosen this week to act so peculiarly that he was now going to be spending a lot more time with his family? “A grim mood has gripped the country,” the opponent had concluded, barely concealing his own broad grin. And unfortunately, this was perfectly true. The Prime Minister felt it himself; people really did seem more miserable than usual. Even the weather was dismal; all this chilly mist in the middle of July. . . . It wasn’t right, it wasn’t normal. . . . He turned over the second page of the memo, saw how much longer it went on, and gave it up as a bad job. Stretching his arms above his head he looked around his office mournfully. It was a handsome room, with a fine marble fireplace facing the long sash windows, firmly closed against the unseasonable chill. With a slight shiver, the Prime Minister got up and moved over to the window, looking out at the thin mist that was pressing itself against the glass. It was then, as he stood with his back to the room, that he heard a soft cough behind him.