Have a Mini-Deku!

i scrolled through the comments and this is the most wholesome thing in the entire 22 hours and 14 minutes I've been awake

( Yay! )

* Smol broccoli bean and Smol angry Pomeranian appear *

Gray drops to his knees and hugs them both

* Smol angry Pomeranian noises *

Smol broccoli bean - :D

"You two are honking adorable!!!

Smol broccoli bean - ? Honking ?

Smol angry Pomeranian - What.. ? Honking ?????

"I can't cuss in front of you innocent children!"

Smol angry Pomeranian - Oi Deku do you know what a Cuss is?

Smol broccoli bean - no... What is it?

Smol angry Pomeranian - Does it look like I know???

"A cuss is a bad word!"

Smol broccoli bean - :0

Smol angry Pomeranian - . . . Is that the strange things mom says???

"Maybe!"

The way he says 'i am here' in Japanese is so cute!!! thanks bro

Agreed
(I learnt how to speak Japanese- it’s fun-!)

Agreed! I don't know how to speak Japanese but it's my favorite language and culture!

yesssss!

:D

:DDDDD

G I B

* gives *

:D

*Picks up smol Deku* 🥹

* Confused boi with an All Might figure*

So smol *sniff* so cute *sniff again*

Smol broccoli bean - ?

I want to keep you, but you have a wonderful future ahead of you. Plus Ultra, Tiny One, Plus Ultra.

* smol bean gives you a hug *

Smol broccoli bean - Plus Ultra!

*le cri of cuteness*

Smol broccoli bean - Don't cry!

* Smol angry Pomeranian walks in *

Smol angry Pomeranian - ?

YOU ARE TOO CUTE BROCCOLI BOI I JUST CAN'T- *SOB*

Smol broccoli bean - :D

( Lol I won't- )

Yushiro: *poofs into the room* Where the HELL am I-
Me: OhshithiYushiro-
Yushiro: Who da fauq are you and why do you know my name- Also why are you surrounded by children-
Me: Don't ask. They are very cute children tho. *holding the smol broccoli*

Smol broccoli bean - :D *confused but still happy*

Smol really jealous Pomeranian - *mad because Deku is getting more attention then him*

Yushiro: Well, as this girl said, I'm Yushiro. Nice to meet you all. *crouches down to get a closer look at Izuku* Ok, he is kind of cute.
*Genya appears*(he shares the same Japanese VA as Bakugou)
Genya: *SCREEEEEEEEECH*
Me: OW MY EARS-
Genya: *turns to me* S-SORRY- *Flustered mess*
(Genya canonically gets really flustered around girls and women after he hit puberty)

Smol angry Pomeranian - * still jealous *

Smol broccoli bean - *hugs Yushiro*

Yushiro: *image*
Genya: *goes over to Smol Pomeranian* Hi?

Smol angry Pomeranian - Hi??

Smol broccoli bean - * still hugging*

Genya: *picks him up* Wanna learn how to use a gun?

Smol angry Pomeranian - YEAH!!!

Mitsuki: NO-
Yushiro: *hard core flustered because not used to the affection*

(This is a thing BTW, not mine though. Just thought I'd show it to you)

( "Wah?" *Confused look* )

(Ochako: Toga, don't be confused. Now tell me where my friend is or I'll tell everyone in 1-A.)

( "Uhhhh...." *Runs* )

(Ochako: You asked for it. *goes to 1-A* TOGA IS DISGUISED AS IZUSHIRO!)

( makes sense- I ship it )

( "Hi Ochako! How are you? I don't care- *simp mode* heh just kidding! Here have 100 dollars- " )

(Ochako would just be confused as hell but still take it

( *Izushi then runs off because Ochako somehow scared him by taking it* )

(HAHA- Ochako: Eh?-)

( *Toga face palm* Your an Idiot... Hey do you think you can make him admit to him being an Idiot? *Starts recording* Please? )

(Shinsou: Now where is Izushi.
Dabi: He's at the L.O.V headquarters.
Shinsou: Are you an idiot? *smirks*
Dabi: Yes.
Class 1-A: PPPFFFFTTTTT-)

( Lmao she still knocked out- mind - I'ma still get out of jail anyway- )

(*she wakes up*
(Aizawa: Where is my student, Toga)

( " Uhhhh.... Hmm.... Where the heck did Dabi put him uhhhhh.....
*Actually thinking about where Dabi could have put him* )

(Aizawa: *sighs*)

( "Yay!" *Kicks him in the face* "anyone want to tie him up and kick him like a socker ball?" )

(Class 1-B: Ok
Monoma: THIS OUGHT TO EMBARRASS 1-A HAHAHAHAHAHA-
Shinsou: It won't. They all hate him.
Monoma: >:()

( *tied up Mineta* "Who wants to kick him first?" )

(Kendo: Me!)

( lolll )

(I see it too well)

( " Hi! I'm Izushi! Nice- Actually it's horrible to meet you... Sorry, Sorry, I... Uhm..." *Simp mode*

(The simp mode will only activate around Ochako cause you know, that's my ship and it's canon- ._.)

( *loading computer noise* uhhhhh..... )

(Vlad King: *comes in with Dabi and Shinsou* We found Dabi outside the school. We're going to use Shinsou to get answers out of him.)

( "You're an Idiot" )

(Dabi: Shut up >:(
Shinsou: Now where is Izushi, Dabi.)
Dabi: Like I'll tell you- *brainwashed*)

( *in the distance* "ᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ ɪᴛ's ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ- )

(Aizawa: -_-)

("ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳᵐᶦⁿᵈ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃᵗ⁻ ᵒʰ ʰᶦ⁻ ⁿᵒʷ ᶦ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃᵗ")

(Acyually, Yushiro wouldn't kill the cat because it was Tamayo's. And Yushiro likes cats too I think-)

( *grabs her arm and runs to class 1-A* )

(Ochako: Eh?!- Is there something wrong?!)

( "Toga- UA- Disguise- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" *runs into the classroom*)

(Ochako: Hold on..You're not Izushi. TOGA!)

( " Shiz, Shiz, Shiz, Shiz, but her at least they won't find him- " *running as fast as she can* )

(Shinsou: Oi, you, villain.)

( *doesn't say anything* mind - Shiz.. this won't end well .. where da heck did they put the portal?! - )

(Iida: *I am speeds it towards Toga* NOT SO FAST TOGA. *knocks her out*)

( What the.. I kinda like it tbh )

(The only thing I see with this image is M O O D S W I N G S 2 4 / 7)

( sameee )

(One moment he's normal, then the next, ANGRY SIMP, then a crying mess)

( " How are you???? " )

(Ochako: A little worried BUT ANYWAYS, I NEED TO JOIN AIZAWA.)

( " Nooo Ochakoooooo :( " )

(Ochako: -_-)

( *pulls out a knife* "I will cut you... Oh wait- just kidding- heh heh..." *Randomly pulls out a frickin cat* )

(Chachamaru: Mrow
Aizawa: Give me the cat, and get to class before I house arrest you.)

( "ᵒᵏᵃʸ" *runs because the cat scared him by saying "mrow"* -bro this dude scared of everything- )

(Aizawa: *holding the cat like it's a precious thing* I will never let you go.
Chachamaru: Mrow)

( "Alright! Go ahead! Make sure he hits a wall" )

(Kendo: *kicks him H A R D*)

( " YESS!!! " )

( "Oh my gosh why am I like this?!" )

(Aizawa: There you are, problem child.)

( *death stare* )

(Aizawa: Haha very funny. Get to class.)

Smol broccoli bean - Wat happened again?

Me: Kachaan was being mean to you so he had to go home.

( ohh alr- )

( *Randomly walks up to Aizawa* "So uhm..." )

(Aizawa: Get to class)

( "Are we not going to talk about how I just saw Toga transform into one of the students then come into UA?" )

(Aizawa:...SHIT-)

( omg- * knocked out * )

(Aizawa: Cool, thanks Iida.)

( "Okay- Hiiii Ochakoooooo" )

(Ochako: -_-)

( Mind - it's their fault- If they put the portal somewhere like right outside the classroom door I could have gotten away- but her we kidnapped Izushi! *Simp* )

(Ochako: All right Toga, you're going to tell us where Izushi is or it's to jail you go!)

( " I KNEW IT!! PLUS I GOT IT ON CAMERA! HAHHHH- " )

(Class 1-A: Ok that is great, POST IT ON THE INTERNET AS ANONYMOUS-
Dabi: T^T WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aizawa: Well, now that we know where my student is, COME ON, WE NEED TO GO. Nezu, please keep an eye on these villains. Shinsou, come with us.)

( "I will! So uh.. if I promise to dot do anything can I not be tied up? I kinda want to watch a movie-" )

(Vlad King: Jeez, she really is basically just a teen when she's not doing villain stuff- *sighs* fine, just don't do anything stupid. In fact, *puts a tracker on her* This is so we can monitor you.)

*completely forgets what happened*

Me: lol

( " Friendooo " )

(*Ochako left to find Izushi)

( "noooo.... Hey can we kidnap and kill Mineta? " )

(Nezu: That, you can do. No one likes him anyways.)

( "Ya... I mean what are we going to do what if- *random scared blabbering*" )

(Aizawa: You warn the rest of class, I'll alert Principal Nezu.)

( "Yes Sir-" *runs off* "shi-"

(Ochako: Izushi, Are you alright?)

(Tan- this comment has the most replies I’ve ever seen- congrats-)

Smol angry Pomeranian - What the heck?!

Smol broccoli bean - Whoa! Is that your quirk?????

Yushiro: (Tf is a quirk-) Yes???? Also *does it again, but this time he puts on Deku*
Genya: *is visible to Deku now*
Yushiro: You see, my "quirk" deals with sight. I can make people see what I see, and I can make people and objects invisible. and if multiple people have the invisibility talisman, anyone who has the talisman can see others with the same talisman. And I can see everything, whether they have the invisibility talisman.

Smol angry Pomeranian - WHERE DID DEKU GO?!

Smol broccoli bean - Whoa... * Sneaks up behind Bakugo to give him a hug*

Yushiro: *dissolves the talismans with the snap of his fingers*

Smol broccoli bean - uhhh.....

Smol angry Pomeranian - what do you think your doing??

Genya: I'm still not used to that.
Yushiro: Shut up Genya. You're the one who gets flustered by any girl in a five foot radius of you.
Genya: Not true!
Me: Riiiiggghhhhtttt.
Genya: Um- *embarrassed blush*

Smol broccoli bean - . . . ʰᵉˡᵖ . . .

Smol angry Pomeranian - * random screaming about how he would punch Deku if he even tried to hug him *

(Everyone is visible BTW)
Genya: Anyways lets go outside I wanna show y'all something
Me: >:) (It's time to watch Genya eat some demon hair)

* sad Smol broccoli bean *

Me: *gives him another one of his All Might Lollipops*

Smol broccoli bean - ᵒᵏᵃʸ

Smol angry Pomeranian - *more yelling at Deku*

Me: *Ducktapes the angry Pomeranian's mouth shut* Alright kids, outside!
Genya: *has already chomped on the Kokushibo hair and has his gun ready* I'm ready.
Me: *whispers* Alright, ya got your demonic shit ready and now it's time to show the kids.
Genya: *whispers* I know.
Yushiro: Hurry the fck up and do it.
Genya: Alright sheesh.

* mad Smol Pomeranian noises *

Smol broccoli bean - is he okay? I mean... He looks like his head's going to explode-

Me: He's fine. Now watch this!
Genya: *shoots the gun*
*Right where the bullet landed, a massive plant burst out of the bullet*
Genya: Pretty cool right?
Yushiro: -_-

( lol good luck with Deku then- )

Smol broccoli bean - YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Smol angry Pomeranian - YESSSSSSSS

*takes them to the local store*
Me: Alright, now, not too much stuff. I'm going to get some snacks and an All Might poster for myself because I'll admit it, he's cool.

Smol broccoli bean - . . . *Runs as fast as he can*

Smol angry Pomeranian - *walks and grabs a couple of things*

*after that*
Me: All Right you two, it's time to check out.

* Deku grabbed literally everything *

Me : -_- Izuku, please put some of that back. I'll buy you some candy if you do.

Smol angry Pomeranian - >:0

Smol broccoli bean - We will just get other people to tell us! *Runs to Bakugos mom* Hiiiii....

Mitsuki: I have no clue, Sorry Izuku.

Smol broccoli bean - * still freaking out *

Smol angry Pomeranian - heh heh heh... Is that because of the candy I gave- uhhhhh.... I didn't do anything nope-

Me: *picks up Izuku* ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᴬˡˡ ᶠᵒʳ ᴼⁿᵉ ᵃˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃᵈ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵇᵉᵃⁿ
(I believe in the theory that AFO is Deku's dad because there WAY too much evidence stacked up behind it and knowing the fact that MHA's creator is a big fan of Star Wars wouldn't be surprised.)

Smol broccoli bean - *scared hiding*

Smol angry Pomeranian - You won't use it on me? Inko would stop you!!!

Inko: -_- Nah, mate.

Smol angry Pomeranian - WAIT WHAT?? DEKU HELP!!

Smol broccoli bean - *Scared huddle in the corner* your on your own-

Me: *naptimes the Pomeranian*

( same! I believe it as well )

Smol broccoli bean - who??? Who is that?? Who??? Wait I have a dad???

Me: No one-
Inko: *sweating, knowing very much that her husband is the No. 1 villain and has yet to tell Izuku*
*a little while later*
Me: ALL RIGHT, BOYS, DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO BUY ALL MIGHT MERCH?

Smol broccoli bean - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Smol angry Pomeranian - YEAH!

Me: All right, lets go, but too much stuff, ok? I don't want to go broke ;-;

Smol angry Pomeranian - Why are you dumb mom?!

Smol broccoli bean - She's not dumb!

Smol angry Pomeranian - She is-

Smol broccoli bean - No!

*Arguing*

Inko: ;-;
*the news cuts on*
HEADLINE: ALL MIGHT WINS ANOTHER FIGHT AGAINST A TOUGH VILLAIN

Smol angry Pomeranian : *sits down*

Smol broccoli bean - *sits down next to da Smol angry Pomeranian*

Smol angry Pomeranian - Ey I don't want you sitting next to me!

Me: Ayo be nice.

Smol angry Pomeranian - m a k e m e

Smol broccoli bean - ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ

Me: *pulls out the naptime spray* 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁?

Smol angry Pomeranian - *hhm* (give)

Smol broccoli bean - :0

Me: *picks up the Pomeranian* All right, mister. If you promise to be quiet, I'll bye you and Deku All Might merch, you got that?

Smol broccoli bean - Please answer!!!!

Smol angry Pomeranian - It's fine we can just get someone else to tell us!

*At home*
Me: ;-;

Smol broccoli bean - MOMMMM WHO IS AFO???

Smol angry Pomeranian - YEAH WHO IS HE??!!

Inko: Um- I'll tell you when you're older, dear ;-;

*buy

Smol angry Pomeranian - (yey)

Smol broccoli bean - . . . *Baby eyes like - "you better buy me some to"*

Me: And I'll buy you some too, Izuku. But, Kachaan has to be quiet for that to happen. *takes off the ducktape* Will you be quiet for All Might merch?

Smol angry Pomeranian - . . . *Nod*

Smol broccoli bean - * going crazy Because all might merch, running around the room *

Me: Ok! now. *goes to pick up Broccoli bean* Now you have to behave as well, little mister.

Smol broccoli bean - Is he. . . . *Sad noises*

Me: He's not dead. He's simply asleep.

Smol broccoli bean - Okay-. . . *Still huddled in the corner*

Mitsuki: Um you know what I'm going to take Katsuki and go home- *Picks up the angy Pomeranian and leaves*

Smol broccoli bean - Kacchan :(

Inko: ;-;

Smol broccoli bean - *sad but puts some of it back*

Me: All right! *Buys him several All Might lolipops cause I'm nice*

Smol broccoli bean - *starts eating one*

Smol angry Pomeranian - wouldn't that mean your eating All Might?

Smol broccoli bean -. . . . . . . . . .

Me: *sighs* Let's get you both home..

Smol angry Pomeranian - Ya never answered my question... Or Dekus

Smol broccoli bean - Yeah!

Me:

Smol angry Pomeranian - Who's better in the future

Smol broccoli bean - And who's AFO?

Me: Both of you will be amazing when you get older. ALSO THAT IS A QUESTION I WOULD RATHER NOT ANSWER-

Smol broccoli bean - Oh :(

Me: *hug*

* hug *

Me: I have to go now, bye smol child!
*Timeskip to current time*
Me(not aged one bit): I wonder how Izuku is doing right now?

angry Pomeranian - DEKUUUUU

broccoli bean - Sorry Kacchan!

Me: HOLY SHIT-

angry Pomeranian - *random yelling*

broccoli bean - I'm sorry!!!!!

Me: ALL RIGHT YOU TWO STOP.

angry Pomeranian - who the heck are you?!

Me: The one who Naptimed you as a child.

Smol broccoli bean - ?

Smol angry Pomeranian - YESSSS!!!!

Yushiro: Hmp. *turns away, very much flustered*
Genya: I H A V E B R O T H E R I S S U E S -
Mitsuki: NO GUN-

Smol angry Pomeranian - YES GUN!!!

Mitsuki: N O - *picks up Smol Pomeranian* NO GUN-
Genya: Awe man. I was hoping I could show him my Blood Demon Art since I have some Kokushibo hair on me. :(
Yushiro: Actually, showing off our BDA's would actually be pretty cool.

Smol angry Pomeranian - * random screaming*

Smol broccoli bean * covering his ears *

Mitsuki: T^T
Yushiro: Hey kid. *goes to Deku* wanna see something I can do?

Smol broccoli bean - *nod*

Smol angry Pomeranian *more screaming about how he wants a gun*

Yushiro: *pulls out his Talismans and does his Blood Demon Art thing*

Smol angry Pomeranian - :0

Smol broccoli bean - Whoa

Yushiro: *slaps it on Genya and Genya then turns invisible*