axe murder

STEP 1: WAIT TILL PERCENTS ARE SLEEPING STEP 2: GRAB A KNIFE STEP 3: SLIT BOTH PARENTS THROATS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE AND THAN STAB THEM IN THE HEART AND SIDE STEP 4: PUT BOTH OF THEM UNDER THE BED AND COVER THEM WITH A BLANKET STEP 5: WASH OFF KNIFE STEP 6: TAKE A SHOWER TO GET RID OF ANY EVIDENCE STEP 7: SLIT SELF SOMEWHERE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL ME AS WELL STEP 8: PACK EVERYTHING I NEED TO SURVIVE AS AN OUTLAW STEP 9: LOCK HOUSE ON THE WAY OUT STEP 10: F**KING BOOK IT AS FAR AS F**KING POSSIBLE STEP 11: GO TO ORPHANAGE AND SAY THAT MY PARENTS WERE MURDERED AND I WAS ALMOST KILLED