We shall exterminate all pedophiles.
This is me, coming to your location right now.
Be afraid. This is a threat.
I am a private white-hat hacker working with the FBI to find and exterminate all MAPs(Minor_Attracted Persons).
This is steve.
He comes out and looks in the front door every night at 12:00 sharp.
If you take a picture of him he comes back the next night and eats the person you love the most.
This is steve.
