(Insert title here)

*dodges in russian*

*shoots ak round*

*dodges in 7.62*

*gets russian tank and fires*

*dodges in pet Russian whilst falling off a cliff into Siberia*

*nukes in american*

shit, i cant dodge that

*NUKES HARDER*

I... read that wrong

*invades, bombs your house and takes my car back*

I would accidentally break your kneecaps

=)

i don't have a car.

ill buy you one and then accidentally steal it

well you paid for it so i wouldn't do anything more
nothing lost

Wh-

Idk buy a new one?

ill take that one too, accidently

I would find you, rip your feet off, then cut you open, remove your organs, and eat them.

dont you mean... paws (im joking, i hope)

chase you barefoot
and somehow catch up

well shmit