As always, no joke, op, or bambi ocs

Dark Ren: ah yes, hypnotisation *with sword in hand at the moment

Pump: Who are you?

Dark Ren: Listen, you don’t want to know!

Pump: Yes, I do.

Dark Ren: Lookie here then, I have a job to do for something, and your holding it up, so, let me be on my way and no one gets hurt

Pump: *stands there*

Dark Ren: well, I might as well move on then

Pump: OK...

Dark Ren: *starts to leave in Pump’s view to his left*

Pump: *follows*

Dark Ren: *turns head and is confused (with suspicious intent)*

Pump: I'm only following you to come up with ideas.

Dark Ren: yeah……..about that *talking like pump is suspicious*

Pump: Ideas on how to get rid of my brainwashing.

Dark Ren: well that’s easy but it might take a while, which is a battle

Pump: Between me and you?

Dark Ren: yes
(I wonder thought, speed or proper?)

(What?)

(Speed battle or actual battle?)

(Speed battle)

(Ok)

Pump: Ready?

Dark Ren: always born ready, I am the second king of speed for a reason

Pump: OK, let's go.

Dark Ren: *already gets a head start*
(Btw this is playing as well: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjQzozX3-f5AhXQQcAKHViHDdQQyCl6BAgJEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D6WVFIUxmCs8&usg=AOvVaw28DOSsiy920HjXGA1bxYIW)

Pump: *runs ahead*

Dark Ren: *while in spin dash, avoids a couple of spikes and kind of thrown off with some of the elevation changes* (55* angle change! Wow)

Pump: *continues running*

Dark Ren: *tries to get ahead as much as he can*

Pump: ...

Me: no... 😭
Ignia: I can't believe it

Pump: *jumps over the car*

Ignia: question. Is that car named chihiro
Me: yup

Pump: ...

Me: chihiro use your blaster
Chihiro: *starts blasting inei to bits*

Pump: I'm still here...

Me: I know

Pump: Have you forgotten?

Me: no

Pump: *attacks Sasha*

Me: *dodges* Pikachu use thunder web!
Pikachu: *uses thunder web on pump*

Pump: *destroys the stage*

Stage: *unfazed*
Me: 🎵What if you could take the chance to save a life
But you, you could only save them by losing everything
If I could go back and give up everything I had
I would never hide my scars for anything

No not for no one
It's so hard to walk on water everyday
If I fall you know I would swim
Through oceans of my tears to be with you

Say goodbye
I don't have the strength to let it all end
I would give all and everything if we could mend
All I wanted was you to stay and not disappear
I've decided I will follow my heart
Promise yours will always be right near me

It feels like everyday I'm fighting for my life
But I, I'm never backing down I'm gonna prove I'm strong for you
I don't think I'm afraid at all to lose and fail a fight
I was always so afraid I might be losing you

I won't say die
You won't ever see me running away
'Cause this life it meant more to me than everything
All I ask, stay right next to me and don't disappear
I've decided that I won't give up on my heart

I'm not strong for the power or the fame or the glory
Those don't mean a thing
I just wanted to be stronger so I could hold you closer
Next to me

Even if I end up losing everything
I won't ever forget I had you

Say goodbye
I don't have the strength to let it all end
I would give all and everything if we could mend
All I wanted was you to stay and not disappear
I've decided I will follow my heart
Promise yours will always be right near me

Even in the darkest night
I feel your heart
It lights my
Way!

Light my way!🎵

Pump: *knocks Sasha out*

Me: *somehow doesn't get knocked out*

Pump: I HATE MUSIC!

Me: but I thought you liked music
Ignia: I don't think he ever said that

Pump: I HATE IT! NEVER LIKED IT!

Me: I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

Ron: Sasha... he's still evil.

Me: so he still likes music but he doesn't when he's evil

Pump: *knocks down King Hippo* Mario and I both know he's not gonna get up.

Shiggy: hello
Me: f**k

Pump: Well, on to Tiger.

Me: pump shiggy is right behind you
Shiggy: *attacks pump*

Pump: OK, end the stream! *attacks Shiggy*

William: should I be running away
Me: no that's not how it works

Pump: Shiggy, just let me play Punch-Out in peace...

Shiggy: haha nope

Pump: *kills Shiggy*

Shiggy: *regenerates*
Me: not again

Pump: *blows his nose*

Emoji fan you are breaking the rules of the stream

Me: *finishes checking joshes temperature* he has a fever of 101
My brother: aw man

Pump: ...

Me: *goes to get medicine*

Pump: ...

Me: *comes back with medicine*
Inei: reheheheheh
Me: well fudge nuggets

Pump: ...

Me: *gives Josh medicine and takes out a staff*

Pump: *nervously* What's that staff for?

Inei: *starts attacking*

Ron: There really is nothing we can do...

Me: so we have to just leave

Ron: ...

My brother: we could just wish for pump to be good again

Ron: You can try...

Me: *summons shenron and wishes for pump to be good again*

*nothing happens*

Me: darn it

Pump: ...

Me: *faints from blood loss*

Pump: *kills them*

(my parents or enei)

(Your parents)

Me: well fudge

Pump: ...

Me: *revives them*

Pump: How can we fix me?

Me: I don't know yet

Pump: I was talking to myself, Sasha.

Me: sorry

Pump: *sighs*

Jenji: *defuses*

Pump: ...

Me: I'm going home

Pump: Me too. *follows Aqua and Jake home*

Me: *goes home*

Pump: *goes into his room*

Me: *goes to my room and reads fanfic*

Pump: *playing Mike Tyson's Punch-Out*

Me: *puts down my phone*

Pump: *defeats Flamenco 2*

Mario: *rolls around in spaghetti making a mess*

Pump: On to Sandman.

Me: Mario stop rolling around in spaghetti
Mario: no

Pump: *breathes* Y'all ready for this?

Me: yep

Pump: Here goes nothing... I don't believe you can 1 count him either, that's gonna make things significantly more difficult. Definitely doesn't help that this is one of the fights where Mario ALWAYS lets the opponent win.

Mario: haha

Pump: *defeats Sandman* Super Macho Man is another fight where you can't win by decision. THANKS A LOT, MARIO!

Mario: you're welcome

Pump: *sighs* Have you found something yet?

Me: no
My brother: *lays down on his bed*
Me: weird he never does that in the middle of the day

Pump: I haven't thought of anything either...

(hello?)

Me: *shakes Josh* are you ok
My brother: *coughs* I think so
Me: I don't think you are ok

Pump: *sneezes*

Me: *goes to get the thermometer*

Pump: *coughs*

Me: *comes back with two thermometers*

Pump: I'm fine.

Me: ok *checks joshes temperature*

Pump: I can't either.

Ignia: I bet it's eggmans fault

Pump: Yup.

Me: *runs to eggman and beats him up*

Eggman: *blocks everything*

Me: I have the power of anime by my side
Ignia: does anyone know where Sonic is

Pump: No... and Eggman's got Infinite's power turned up to 11.

Me: *summons Goku*

Pump: ...

Goku: *kills eggman*

Aqua: Hi Sasha!

Inei: *comes back to life and attacks everyone*

Pump: Don't hurt Aqua.

Inei: *attacks aqua*
Me: well fudge

Aqua: *dodges*

Inei: wut

Pump: I may be evil now, but I still look out for my family!

Inei: *continues attacking aqua*

Aqua: *continues dodging*
Pump: Mom...

Inei: *kills aqua*
Me: inei you have gone way to far! *goes super Saiyan blue*

Pump: *goes back to playing Punch-Out!)

William: who was that

Pump: A bad guy. *beats Great Tiger*

(hello?)

William: oh ok

(I had to sleep)
Pump: *drinks water*

Ignia: *falls asleep*

Pump: *defeats Bald Bull 1*

Pikachu: pika!

Pump: We got another training sequence here. *drinks more water*

Pikachu: *runs around the room*

Pump: ...

My brother: *fuses with kenji*
Jenji: hello
(Kenji is Zack btw)

Pump: ? (I don't believe you've ever used Zack in our RPs before)

(oh ok)
Sazumi: huh it's the miniforce
Ray: yep

Pump: ...

Sazumi: *defuses*
Me: *summons chihiro*

Pump: ...

Chihiro: *shoots the pizza monster repeatedly*

Pump: *sighs*

Pizza monster: *dies*
Me: huh

Pump: ...

Inei: *appears*

Ron: Inei?

Inei: *attacks everyone*

Pump: *attacks Sasha*

My brother: Sasha isn't here
Inei: *throws Ron into an endless void*
Me: *walks in with Pokemon food* what the heck?!

Pump: *attacks Sasha*

Me: *dodges*

Pump: *stands next to Inei*

Me: *summons a miniature car*
Ignia: how is that supposed to do anything
Me: chihiro go!
*The car starts moving*
Ignia: what?!

Ron: He's evil now.

Deku: what how

Ron: *looks at Eggman*

Deku: eggman did it?

Ron: *nods*

Deku: I'm going to full cowling him into the next dimension
Ultima: that won't be possible

Pump: What Ultima said.

Ultima: *defuses*
Me: *glares at eggman*

Pump: ...

Ignia: I'm gonna go get Sonic to see if he can defeat eggman

Pump: It didn't work... Eggman's still here.

Me: fudge

Pump: I know...

Me: time to break logic again

Pump: ...

Me: *goes super Saiyan blue*

Pump: ...

Ignia: how that's impossible!

Pump: Sasha's full of surprises.

Me: *punches eggman infinitely*

Okay you don't need to tell every single person

Pake: I didn't know I could do that.

Sazumi: me neither

Pake: *pulls out a Triple Wispon*

Sammy: *summons a dino robot*
Sazumi: huh

Pake: *launches 3 shockwaves at the pizza monster*

Pizza monster: *absorbs it*

Pake: *unfuses*
Pump: How?

Sammy: I need backup!
Lucy: I'll be there as soon as possible
Max: I will too

Pump: ...

Ray: miniforce transform! *Transforms*

Pump: I think it might've been Dad.

Me: it may be

Pump: *keeps following the trail, revealing Jake at the end* Dad!

Me: that's where Jake went

Pump: Yup.

Pizza monster: *appears out of nowhere*

Pump: What?

Pizza monster: *attacks everyone*

Pump: *fuses with Aqua and Jake*

Me: *fuses with izumi*
Sazumi: *goes super Saiyan blue*

Pump: Firstly, I was yelling at my screen. Second, I was being sarcastic. *defeats Super Macho Man*

Mario: oh ok I'm ordering spaghetti now

Pump: *reading the screen* KO News! April 1, 1987! The W.V.B.A. World Circuit! Last night, we found a small but great champ! His name is "Little Mac"! Push Start for the Dream Fight! I found a key: 267-853-7538. Also... Mario's face is next to the "Daddy, come back home!" Make of that what you will, I guess.

Mario: *orders spaghetti*

Pump: On to Tyson! *presses Start*

Mario: *stands on pumps computer*
Me: Mario don't stand on pumps computer

Pump: I'm not even using my computer, I'm using my NES.

Mario: but I like standing on computers
Me: you are going to break it

Pump: *defeats Tyson* And that's why we play on original hardware.

Mario: *breaks pumps computer*

Pump: Y'all ready for Honda 2?

Me: ???

Pump: You ready to see me take out Piston Honda again?

Me: yeah

Pump: OK. *starts the Honda 2 bout*

Me: *looks out the window* what the fudge?!
Ignia: what?
Me: there are people stealing watch cars!
Ignia: what is a watch car

Pump: Come on Honda... YES! HONDA RUSH! *counters it* I think I did that in time... let me know, Mario!

Me: watch cars are miniature sentient robotic cars that have become good companions to children and adults alike. Ever since, Watch Cars have become a global trend.
Ignia: so why are there people outside stealing them?
Me: idk

Pump: Guys, I'm trying to focus here.

Me: but there are people stealing watch cars right outside!

Pump: ...

Erekiel: wow this is cool

Pump: ...

Me: akari use cataclysm on eggman
Akari: ok *uses cataclysm on eggman which makes eggman disintegrate*

*it doesn't work*

Me: *summons super shenron and wishes for eggman to die*

*it still doesn't work*

Me: I guess we will just have to surrender

Ron: Yeah I guess

Me: *puts both hands up* eggman we surrender
Izumi: no I'm not surrendering
Ignia: but there's nothing we can do
Izumi: I'm not surrendering

Eggman: *blocks all of it*

Me: kaaaaaaa meeeeeee haaaaaaa meeeeeee haaaaaaa!!!!!!

Pump: ...

Ignia: how TF is she doing that?!

Pump: ...

Ignia: *freaks out*

Pump: ...

Opal: ignia calm down
Althea: if pump is evil then why isn't he attacking us

Pump: *starts attacking*

Everyone: *fuses with each other*
Ultima: if I move one finger the whole universe may be destroyed

Pump: ...

Me: *takes out a deck of duel monsters cards* eggman I challenge you to a duel

Eggman: *declines it*

Me: well fudge
Ignia: at least you tried

Pump: ...

Me: wait I have another idea
Ignia: what

Ron: ...

Me: *takes out a staff, walks up to pump, and taps his head with the staff* brainwashing dispel!
Ignia: did it work?
Me: idk

Pump: Nothing happened...

Me:

Pump: *through the window* It's OK.

Thieves and monster watch car: *disappear*

Pump: *still waiting*

Me: *comes back inside*

Pump: Sasha! You missed the entire Soda Popinski fight!

Me: aw man

Pump: Now we're on... Bald Bull 2. Ready?

Me: yep

Pump: OK. *presses Start* We're gonna keep punching until he goes for the Bull Charge...

Opal: *sits down*

Pump: *screams angrily*

Mario: haha
Me: *gets a baseball bat and hits Mario with it*

Pump: *buys a new computer*

Mario: what was that for?!
Me: Mario just leave

Pump: ...

Mario: ok fine *leaves*

Pump: So what now?

Me: idk

Pump: Me neither.

Me: *goes to get my switch*
My brother: ?

Pump: Soda Popinski... isn't that hard if you know the trick.

Me: I'm gonna go stop the thieves

Pump: OK.
Aqua: Like Buddy said, he's not that hard if you know the trick.
Pump: Uh-huh. So the trick is... whenever he goes in for an uppercut... block, and then punch. It'll give you a star. *does exactly that*

Me: *runs outside*
Chihiro: *follows*

Pump: *defeats Soda Popinski and waits for them to come back inside*

Me: *outside* hey stop stealing watch cars it against the law
Thief #1: no

Pump: *still waiting for Sasha*

Thief #2: *summons a monster watch car*
Me: oh no

Pump: *whistles Proto Man's theme*

Me: I'm going to need some help
Opal: *summons a watch car and helps out* hina go!
Hina: *shoots the monster watch car infinitely*

Pump: ...

My brother: *takes out the bow of light and shoots eggman*

*the bow is reflected*

My brother: how come eggman isn't attacking

Pump: He's... only really here for support.

Me: I have another idea *throws eri at eggman*
Eri: *activates her quirk and sends eggmans body back in time one hundred years*

*it doesn't work*

Eri: *disappears*
Me: *cries*

Ron: Nothing's gonna work...

Me: there has to be something we can do
Aiden: where there's a will there's a way
My brother: yeah

Pump: Let me try something... *launches a shockwave at Eggman and nothing happens*

Ultima: wait I thought you became a bad guy

Pump: I didn't WANT to...

Ultima: ok
Deku: is that Dr Eggman from Sonic?!

Eggman: Yup.

Deku: what the heck?!
Bakugo: this eggman guy doesn't look all that powerful
Todoroki: looks can be deceiving

Pump: Yup.

Deku: hi pump
Ultima: ...

Pump: *tries to kill Deku*

Deku: *dodges* wtf are you doing pump?!

Pump: Yeah.

Me: time to destroy shiggy again
Shiggy: nope *makes ignia erode away*
Ignia: *dodges but is now missing a finger*

Pump: Ignia... your finger?

Ignia: shiggy got it
Me: she's lucky she got out of there in one piece

Pump: ...

Althea: *restores ignia's finger*

Pump: *sighs*

Me: *punches shiggy*
Shiggy: *makes me erode away*
Me: *dodges but is missing an arm* what happened to my arm?!

Pump: Shiggy just... deleted it.

*0 damage*

Me: fudge

Pump: ...

Inei: *dies*

Pump: ...

Chihiro: *starts attacking pump*

Pump: *dodges*

My mom: what the-

Aqua: Buddy...

Me: hi aqua

Ron: At least Pump's a good again.

Me: yay

Pump: We still need to revive my mom!

Me: right *summons shenron and wishes aqua back to life*

Aqua: I'm so glad I'm back!
Pump: I'm glad you're back too, Mom.

Me: and everyone lived happily ever after
Pikachu: pikapika!
Me: oh right I still have to feed Pikachu *goes to the kitchen, gets a dog bowl, put Pokemon food in it, and gives it to Pikachu*

Pump: Wait... where's Dad?

Me: I dunno
Pikachu: *happy Pikachu noises*

Pump: ...

Me: aqua do you know where pumps dad is?

Pump: *walks out*

Me: *looks out the window* weird
Ignia: what
Me: there are slices of pizza all over the place
Ignia: weird

Pump: *follows the trail*

Me: and there's no one here either
Ignia: *finds a blue slice of pizza* that's strange

Pump: Looks like we found another clue.

Me: wait I've seen something like this before
Ignia: where
Me: on a TV show and if I'm correct that blue slice of pizza is a person

Pump: ...

Ignia: wut
Me: yup and there should be a pizza monster somewhere
Ignia: *suddenly turns into a slice of pizza*
Me: 0_0

Pump: *finding a trail of blue fur* Guys, come look at this!

Pizza monster: hello
Me: run!

Pump: Guys!

Me: *takes out a staff* this thing is powerful
Pizza monster: *starts attacking*

Pump: Guys!

Me: what

Pump: I found a trail of blue fur!

Me: ok
Sammy: *takes out a blaster and starts shooting the pizza monster*

Pump: *follows it*

Me: *does the same*

Pump: Hmm... *continues following the trail*

Me: I wonder where the fur came from

Pump: Poops

Pump: I’m an idiot!

Proto Man: *appears in front of Sasha and shoots the thieves*

Monster watch car: *protects the thieves*
Me: darn it

Proto Man: *disappears*

Jino: *appears*

Pump: Ugh... I'm getting impatient...

Jino: the dark shadows are stealing watch cars again?!
Me: yup
Jino: *puts bluewill into battle mode*

Pump: *taps foot*

Jino: blue pulse gun fire!
Bluewill: *attacks the monster watch car*

Pump: *taps foot louder*

Me: sorry it's taking so long
Monster watch car: *damaged*

Pump: I got nothing...

Me: *looks up how to get rid of brainwashing*

Pump: PumpBot, how do we get rid of brainwashing?
PumpBot: I don't have an answer for that.

Me: hey Google how do you undo brainwashing
Google: you don't
Me: well

Pump: ...

My mom: Sasha your late for school!
Me: oh no

Pump: ...

Me: *gets my bag and runs to school*

Pump: ...

Me: *gets to school*

Pump: Oh, I tried that... But it doesn't work. I just snap... back to being evil.

Sakura: well there goes that plan

Pump: ...

Sakura: I guess we'll have to fight eggman
Me: don't

Pump: We tried that too... He's overclocked the Phantom Ruby...

Sakura: then we will destroy it
Me: I don't think it will work

Pump: No, it doesn't.

Me: but if he's using it the way he used the chaos emeralds then all we have to do is remove the phantom ruby from the machine

Pump: I-it's not like that at all!

Me: well fudge
Mario: hello

Pump: ...

Me: *summons Pikachu out of the pokeball*
Pikachu: pika?

Pump: ...

Pikachu: pika pika!
Me: does anyone here know what the Pikachu is saying

Pump: Nope.

Me: hm...
Ignia: I know what it's saying
Me: wut

Pump: ...

Pikachu: pika
Ignia: the Pikachu said that it's hungry
Me: I'll go to the store and get some Pokemon food then

Pump: ...

Me: *goes to the store*

Pump: ...

Aiden: whoa are you ok
My brother: she's coughing up blood does it look like she's ok?
Aiden: no

Ron: And Pump is evil...

Sakura: me and syaoran can try to make pump good again while you guys take Sasha to the hospital
Syaoran: yeah

Pump: ...

Akari: ok *carries me to the hospital*

Ron: ...

Sakura: *takes out her staff* pump I don't want to hurt you

Pump: ...

Sakura: so please just break through the brainwashing and return to normal
Me: *returns* hello

Pump: *kills him again*

Shiggy: *regenerates and uses ultra instinct*

Pump: Well, I'm never gonna get to beat the game now...

Me: *uses ultra ego*
William: how-

Pump: *launches a shockwave at Shiggy*

Shiggy: *dodges*

(also this is playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yyIVHO7fVg&list=PLY1Bthe5ZstbFUWOT7C7YLHdlaTGiB5lc&index=5)

William: *hides*

Pump: *punches Shiggy in the face*

Shiggy: *disappears*

Pump: *sighs*

Erekiel: *falls asleep on my brothers bed*
My brother: why is erekiel sleeping on my bed

Pump: ...

Pikachu: pika
My brother: is that a Pikachu? but Pokemon don't exist

Pump: *takes a picture of the Pikachu*

Me: I'm back from- wait is that a pikachu

Pump: Yup.

Me: *takes out a pokeball and yeets it at Pikachu*

Pump: ...

(hello?)

Pikachu: *gets caught*
Me: I caught a Pikachu
Erekiel: *wakes up* you caught a what

Pump: No.

My brother: then I guess I'm going to have to defeat you
My mom: so this is where Sasha and Josh go every day

Aqua: What... happened to you, Buddy?

Me: eggman brainwashed him
My dad: what in the world is going on
Me: do you really want to know

Jake: Sasha?

Me: hi bad news pump is evil now
Erekiel: and I'm a good guy now

Pump: ...

Aiden: what the hell is going on?!
Me: hi Aiden
Aiden: why are you covered in blood?!
Me: I'll tell you later

Pump: ...

Aiden: and who are all these other people
Me: now is not the time for introductions
Aiden: ok

Pump: ...

Pump: *kills Izumi*

Me: you know what I'm not giving up either
Glitter lucky: what is going on

Pump: *kills Sasha*

Me: *doesn't die* I'm not dying today!
Glitter force: all together glitter force makeover! *They all transform into the glitter force* watch out here comes the glitter force!
Ignia: Sasha you should have died
Me: I can't die unless I lose the will to live

Pump: ...

Glitter lucky: sparkle storm *kills eggman*

*it doesn't work*

Glitter force: *go into Pegasus mode*

Pump: ...

Ignia: *goes to find Sonic*

Sonic: Hi.

Ignia: hi can you beat eggman

Sonic: I can try... *uses all his moves and nothing worked*

Me: there's one last thing I can try
Ignia: do it
Me: ok tikki spots on! *Transforms into ladybug*
Ignia: what how

Pump: *confused*

Ignia: Sasha is breaking logic

Pump: Yup...

Akari: plagg claws out! *Transforms into cat noir*
Erekiel: sass scales slither! *Transforms into viperion*

Aqua: No.

Mario: la lala lala la
Me: Mario why are you here

Pump: ...

Mario: I locked myself out of my house

Pump: ...

Me: just kick the door over
Mario: but I can't

Pump: ...

Ignia: Mario you are weak

Pump: ...

Mario: I am not weak *goes super Saiyan*
Me: *deletes Mario from existence*

Pump: ...

Me: *connects my switch to the TV and clicks on Hyrule warriors age of calamity*

Pump: Oh, didn't you say you were gonna teach me this game?

Me: yeah

Pump: Well. Let's do that now!

Me: ok *goes to get another controller*

Pump: *humming the Zelda theme*

Shiggy: hello
Ignia: seriously!

Pump: *angrily* Why is he here?

Me: *comes back with another controller* wait shiggy is back again?!

Pump: *knocks out Luigi*

Me:

Pump: ...

???: Let's see if I can do something

Pump: Who are you?

???: I'm getsumei

Pump: Let me guess. You're here to try to stop me?

Getsumei: yep *goes full fierce deity mode*
Me: wut

Pump: ...

Getsumei: *kills pump*
Me: why did you kill pump
Althea: getsumei doesn't have any control when she goes into fierce deity mode

Pump: ...

Everyone else: *leaves*

Pump: I'm still evil...

Ignia: but there is nothing we can do so I guess everyone else gave up

Pump: You have a point...

Opal: we will figure out a way to make you good again eventually

Pump: I think I should just go home... *goes home*

Me: *cries in the closet*

Pump: ...

Me: *walks out of the closet*

Pump: OK, THAT'S IT!

Me: *uses spirit bomb on inei*

Pump: *launches a shockwave from his Hover Wispon at Inei*

Inei: *dies*
Me: *punches ineis dead body infinitely*

Pump: We gotta revive my mom.

Izumi: good thing I found all the dragon balls a few days ago

Pump: Way to go... You don't mind if I call you Audrey, do you?

Izumi: I don't mind

Pump: OK. Thank you, Audrey.

Izumi: yw

Pump: You fools... I'm immortal!

Me: what?!

Pump: Oh, I'm immortal.

getsumei: fudge

Pump: ...

Me: let's see if the power of music works
Ignia: I highly doubt it

Pump: ...

Nikki Tina and Lisa: *set up the stage*

Pump: ...

*the stage is set*
Me: you guys ready?
Nikki: yep
Me: ok
*Polaris starts playing*
Me: 🎵I decided I will follow my heart, promise yours will always be right near me 🎵

Pump: Mario, get out of my room!

Mario: lol nope

Pump: OK fine, don't. *starts the Honda 1 fight*

Peach: Mario!!!!!
Mario: oh no

Pump: *knocks down Honda* Come on Mario, give me the 1 count...

Mario: *runs away*

Pump: Yes! *star punches Honda*

Me: *falls asleep*

Pump: *counters the Honda Rush*

Izumi: *trains*

Pump: ...

My brother: why is Sasha covered in blood

Ron: Pump's evil, he tried to kill Sasha, and now we're all DOOMED!

My brother: *summons link and Zelda*
Me: why didn't I think of that

Pump: *kills Link and Zelda*

My brother:

Pump: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: josh it's time to do plan 349
My brother: ok *summons all the characters from Super smash Bros ultimate*

Pump: *kills them all*

My brother: pump please stop

Pump: And... there it is! *counters it* Come on Mario, give me that knockout!

Mario: ???

Pump: Not you, I was talking to the screen!

Mario: oh oki

Pump: And yup, that's an instant knockout.

Me: cool

Pump: Now on to Don Flamenco 2.

Wait you deleted your account why?

(accident)

(yay you're back)
Ignia: *plays with Pikachu*

Ron: No... he never liked music.

Me: oh I didn't know

Pump: ...

Me: wait if pump doesn't like music then why didn't he tell me

Pump: Because... I'm normally silent.

Me: oh ok

Pump: ...

Althea: so do we just give up now

Ron: I guess...

Me: bye pump *goes home*

Pump: There's nothing we can do...

Izumi: I'm going to beat you eggman even if it's the last thing I do
Me: izumi you could get killed!
Izumi: I don't care

Pump: ...

Ultima: eggman the universe will be destroyed unless you return pump to normal

Pump: Nothing you try is going to work...

Ultima: and that's where you're wrong I am currently the strongest being in the universe

Pump: IT'S STILL NOT GONNA WORK!

Ultima: I still have to try