POV: you're trapped in a room with no escape, the only thing you have to eat is this kiwi pizza. wdyd

Pick the kiwis of and eat the pizza

*the kiwis casually all appear back on the pizza, causing you to end up choking on a bunch of kiwis, cheese, ham, and dough. yes there is no sauce*

Delta: "Joke's on you, bitch! I lost my sense of taste a long time ago!"

*your sense of taste has suddenly come back*

Delta: "Shit." *speed eating the pizza*

Suction cup man: you can't keep me locked in here forever! I'll suction cup my way out eventually

my mouth is watering cuz of that pizza but my religion wont allow ham to be digested

Ash- "Eats da kiwi pizza" Yum :>

???: wh-

Ash- Can i have another!

???: uhhh sorry no i used them all to make kiwi pizza smoothies. but you can have one! *a kiwi pizza smoothie appears on the void-like floor*

Ash- "Drinks it all in one go" yummy!!!!!!!1

???: okay then. i'll go make more kiwi pizza smoothies and kiwi pizza itself. *11 kiwi pizza smoothies casually appear on the void-like floor, one of them spilled* sorry about the spilled one, my cat knocked it off the counter.

Ash- thats oki- "Drinks all of them"

???: jeez- that fast?? huh.

Ash- mmmhm! I like them I like Pineapple pizza and basically any fruits! also Who are you

???: well considering the fact that you like pineapple pizza and someone actually ate my kiwi pizza for once, i suppose i can show myself.. *you hear shuffling all around you*

Ash- :o

Kawaii: *calmly walks into the ceiling*

Ash- :o

???: hewwo. *it swishes its tail* the name's Kawaii.

Ash- My name is Ash- :P

Kawaii: cool name! so... i'm gonna go make my pizza now.

Ash- alrighty!!!

Zarathos: *Chuckles* Bitch, I'm not eating that!

Starve.

*you find yourself unable to starve*
???: what about water? *a kiwi pizza smoothie appears on the void-like floor* will you atleast drink this?

No. I refuse.

I will starve.

Eat it bc yum

*eats all the kiwis, but not pizza*

"If I can survive eating pineapple pizza, then I can survive this as well!"

Evaixen: *eat kiwis as snack and eat one slice per meal*

(TAKE 2)
Skelly: hey can i have a pizza cutter or should i make it into a calzone

???: oh sure, sure. *a pizza cutter appears*

Skelly: *eats a slice of it* That was really good!

???: you gonna eat the whole pizza? i put alot of love and effort into it 🥺

Sure as long as in this void dimension I dont feel full

???: oh no this isnt a dimension. but yeah you probably wont feel full

*eats the pizza* that was good! but where are you?

“Ummmmmm”

???: eat the damn pizza you moron

“Ew! No! Kiwi does not go on pizza!”

???: if it doesn't go on pizza, then why is it on this pizza?

“Because the person who made this is a disgrace to humanity!”

???: jokes on you, i made it. AND I'M NOT A HUMAN!!!!!! f**k humanity!

“F**k you!”

???: man, fluff you too

“Your pizza can…hold on. (Spit) Can dissolve in my SPIT!”

???: really, man? *the spit casually disappears* now eat the damn pizza :(

“No!”