If that happens to me, he'd regret not wishing for an ambulance.

hmm if you could wish for one thing rn what would it be
and damn lol

Hmm, that depends.

on wat?

A lot of things lol. I need to know the rules of what I can wish for. For example, more wishes?

ok same rules as the genie from aladin, and you get three wishes

Believe it or not that only results in much more questions.

JUST. CHOOSE. THREE. WISHES. THE. ONLY. EXCEPTION. IS. NO. WISHING. FOR. MORE. WISHES.

But the meme says "one wish" tho? So which is it?

* ONE. WISH.