[02:30:24] This is Command Module Pilot Michael Collins from Apollo 11 Iteration-1095, reporting in for module Columbia. Neil and Buzz have descended, over.
[03:01:50] Houston, this is Columbia, checking in. Seeing some delay on radio transmissions. Hope you guys are getting this.
[03:40:06] Houston, Columbia. Nothing to report. Everything good down there?
[03:45:27] Hoping to hear back soon.
[03:48:11] Getting kinda hungry. I think I'm gonna open a packet of beef and vegetable stew. Or the spaghetti, yeah.
[04:51:15] Columbia. I've been doing intermittent work but system hasn't connected transmissions. Everything's all lit up, just tampered with, with it a little. Hoping, ah, hoping to get something back from you, some sorta clarity.
[05:50:17] Should've brought a book if I knew this was gonna happen again.
[07:49:30] Columbia. Looking forward to sleeping, but, uh, couple lights are still blinking. Got 'em to stop after I checked LM, still think it might be a little off. I'll keep at it.
[08:11:16] Houston, we're experiencing some abnormal activity. Oxygen levels are being rapidly depleted, possible some kind of external leak. Stand by.
[08:14:25] Houston?
[08:15:13] Houston, do you copy? I repeat, command, do you copy?
[08:15:55] Okay, uh, okay. Houston, if you're reading this at all, I'm about to attempt contact with the lander.
[08:24:01] [Static interference.]
[08:32:25] Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Oxygen levels twenty, maybe fifteen percent expected. Gauge keeps going down. Command, if you're there, I need advice.
[08:36:36] Houston, I need help, do you copy?
[08:40:42] [SCP-4411 begins to accelerate. The nose cone dips downward as if to begin landing sequence, but then stabilizes. SCP-4411 emits a metal groan, signifying severe stress on the system.]
[08:41:44] Hang in there, I'm coming down to get you.
[08:42:00] Buzz? Neil?
[08:44:15] Columbia's experiencing technical difficulties, over. System won't respond. And, occasionally, you know, a little piece of something hits the — what do you call that — the covering? The whole LM quivers every so often — not quivers, shakes. It shakes bad.
[08:55:16] Hello?
[08:57:40] [SCP-4411 veers toward from the lunar surface again, and is unable to right itself.]
[08:59:02] Please, I don't want to do this again.
[08:59:47] This — This is it. Buzz, Neil, if you're hearing this, you're stuck down there. I'm sorry.
[09:01:10] I'm sorry.
[09:03:27] This is, ah, Michael Collins. Stating for the rec
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