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physics be like 🤓 oh gosh oh golly have you heard the news from the brand new orbital S.O.Y virginity accelerator pigeonscope 🤓🤓 they just spitroasted a cringe quarkerino with a bababooey quarkerino and a cumhoton particle and hOLY FRICK! 😫😫it completely nullifies all the based-waves predicted by Chadwell observed in the famous "double skid experiment" 😳😳😳 the theory so far has been that right after the big bang ur mom rapidly inflated to the size of the observable Marvel Cinematic Universe 😱😱😱 physisicsts were coping hard about combining quarkerino mechanics and cucksteins theory on my sisters effect on the curvature of my bully's bedsheets 🤓🤓🤓 but holy sciencemas, this explains everything!!!! 🤯🤯🤯