HEY, GRANDMA; CAN YOU SEND SOME MORE PEAR PRESERVES? THEY WERE A BIG HIT WITH VADER. I COULD END UP WITH A DESK JOB, YOU KNOW? WHAT? NO…I HAVEN’T HIT ANYONE YET…JEEZ GRANDMA. WELL I’M SORRY I’VE DISAPPOINTED THE WHOLE FAMILY, OK! ALL I WANTED WAS SOME DAMN PRESERVES! I DIDN’T CALL TO GET LECTURED ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE I AM! YES, I KNOW JOHN WAS A COMMANDER…I ALSO KNOW HE GOT HIS ASS VAPORIZED ON HOTH TRYING TO BE A DAMN HERO…YOU KNOW WHAT…JUST FORGET I CALLED!
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