*grabs flamethrower*

DO IT

You do realize he

He

That bear trap didn't sever any nerves

So he felt all of that

It also took him two tries to cut his fingers off

Which must have hurt like absolute hell

Yeah poor guy :<

Not only that

But he is being watched by a flesh-eating monster

And he comes in contact with like 6 of those later on in that section

:C

At least he finds Wolfy

Who either dies or survives all of the monsters depending on what you do

YEYEYEYEYEYE :D

https://isisparker.tumblr.com/post/131171611925/until-dawn-mike-wolfie/amp

They friens

:DDDDDD

Yes

Wolfie so cute :D

Don't worry he's such a chad he's one of the only two characters who can't die until the literal end of the game

W

And he only dies in one way

Which is dying in a firery explosion after creating said firery explosion by crushing a glass lightbulb with his bare hands

But- but- but- thats M y job :<

Well he died doing it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Or not

Depends if you're good at staying still

Cause if you're not he gets his torso sliced open and is forced to die

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-e27LDqquI

Without context it sounds very sus-

Ok

*sends photo of hot furry Roy

EWW WTF

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF DID THEY DO TO MY BOY??/

Well if you block me you will get a severe lack of Mike

Omg eyebleach 😍😍

That's it *submits your Mike into 7 hours of having to fight off and survive flesh-eating creatures*

Smexy ass mf

NOOO HE DOESN'T DESERVE THAT

That's what Albert did while playing a transfur game

Ok

You copied Albert's idea and now you must be punished

No

*You're already gorilla glued to the electric chair*

Dragon type is resistant to electric