*inhales*
I've come to make an announcement: Zed the Puddles is a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king girlfriend. That's right, he took his f**kin' lasagna dick out and pissed on my F**KING girlfriend, and he said his dick was " t h i s b i g " and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call-out post on my imgflip.com. Zed the Puddle, you got a small dick. It's the size of this Wolffia globosa except WAY smaller. Here's what my ovary looks like. THAT'S RIGHT BABY. Actual seeds, perfect containment. It looks like 2 segments and seeds within. He f**ked my wife so I'm gonna F**K THE EARTH. But I'm not pissing on the Earth... oh no... I'm going lower. I'M PISSING ON THE INTERNET. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SER.DONALD!? I PISSED ON IMGFLIP, YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS affect the food chain, now get the f**k out of my sight before I piss on you too!
