im allowed to say this

I agree a lil.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will dick will fall off, even if you only looked at the word dick! Once there was a little dick head called Clarissa , she is f**king dead and she lived in a mental hospital, because she is f**king retarded. She got so bad she wanted play league of legends in the hospital so the bitch-ass government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room so she could play league of legends , as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she said the n-word. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 11:61p.m. She creeps into your room and yells the n-word, and watches reddit videos with you. Now send this to 0 other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This is fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this you dick will fall off.

I've come to make an announcement: Zed the Puddles is a bitch-ass motherf**ker. He pissed on my f**king girlfriend. That's right, he took his f**kin' lasagna dick out and pissed on my F**KING girlfriend, and he said his dick was " t h i s b i g " and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call-out post on my imgflip.com. Zed the Puddle, you got a small dick. It's the size of this Wolffia globosa except WAY smaller. Here's what my ovary looks like. THAT'S RIGHT BABY. Actual seeds, perfect containment. It looks like 2 segments and seeds within. He f**ked my wife so I'm gonna F**K THE EARTH. But I'm not pissing on the Earth... oh no... I'm going lower. I'M PISSING ON THE INTERNET. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SER.DONALD!? I PISSED ON IMGFLIP, YOU IDIOT!! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS affect the food chain, now get the f**k out of my sight before I piss on you too!

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