I've come to make an announcement: Zed the puddle is a bitch ass motherf**ker, He pissed on my f**king girlfriend. That's right, he took his lasagna f**king dick out and pissed on my F**KING girlfriend.
and he said his lasagna was " t h I s b I g " and i said that's disgusting
So im making a callout post of my Imgflip.com. Zed the puddle., you got a small lasagna. It's the size of this sprout except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. THAT'S RIGHT BABY
TWO LEAVES AND A STEM
HE F**KED MY GIRLFRIEND SO IM GONNA F**K THE EARTH
But I'm not gonna piss on the earth IM GONNA PISS ON THE INTERNET. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SER.DONALD?! I PISSED ON THE INTERNET YOU IDIOT
You have 23 hours until the little piss DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH
Now stop f**king pinging me before I piss on you too.
